I deleted [Gouken] the moment I noticed that he had a Raging Demon. GOUKEN IS AGAINST THE TEACHINGS AND USE OF THE RAGING DEMON YOU DOUBLE CASUALS.
And it's a Shin Akuma spriteswap so I couldn't have deleted it sooner.
—Arpa/Chainsawdentist, a M.U.G.E.N user
Kira: I think you know who I am, Light. I am Kira.
Light: But that can't be! ...Why would all the evil in me have a physical manifestation?
Kira: Oh I'm not really you, I am a wicked spirit that entered you the moment you picked up the Death Note. I have been controlling you to make you evil!
Light: So all my bad actions are excused because of you! Score! I love the way that immature people can't handle morally grey characters!
Kira: Don't be happy for too long Light, I have to rape you...
Light: Why do you have to rape me, that doesn't even make sense?
Kira: Look, all I know is that Kira is supposed to rape Light and make him cry so we can all see that Light was really a good person controlled by pure evil. It's probably all based on that one time the Mr. Yagami says that being Kira is a curse. Never mind the fact that Light tells Ryuk like 5 minutes later that he's happier than he's ever been in his life...
Light: Joy. Finally a story about me and no one even wants to write about my actual character. Well this is just great. I wish I was back in that LxLight story, at least I got to angst.
So if you have to watch a Disney sequel, make sure it's not to a movie you actually like. Unless you enjoy the feel of a clammy uncle touching you in places you'd rather not be touched right now...
Arthur: She was Griselda, the Lady of the Lake! In Quest For Camelot!
Carolyn: Oh, was she.
Arthur: YES! She's the one who tells Arthur to bring her Excalibur!
Douglas: Bring her Excalibur? Surely she gives him Excalibur.
Arthur: How could she give him Excalibur? Excalibur's a person.
Douglas: Right. Keen Arthurian scholars, were they, these filmmakers?
Arthur: Well, I say person; obviously it famously turns out he's a vampire!
— Cabin Pressure, "Cremona"