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->''[[ItMakesSenseInContext "So, Calvin's the Earth Potentate, Hobbes and Socrates are robots and you're a Pharaoh. All together an off day. Time for a nice hot cup of anti-psychotic medication."]]''
-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker Sherman]]''', summing up the general mood of the fic in "Pharaoh Andrew"

->'''Calvin:''' Hobbes, if you will recall, I've tried to explain to Mom and Dad about the life I lead. I've tried to explain that I have a cardboard box that [[VoluntaryShapeshifting can change me into so many other things]], [[MesACrowd make more of things]] and then [[TimeMachine take me to different times.]] I've tried to explain that my CD player is [[DoAnythingRobot capable of mending holes in reality the size of New Zealand in seconds flat and still find time to watch TV.]]\\
'''The MTM:''' Cheers.\\
'''Calvin:''' I've tried to explain my squirt gun can [[FrickinLaserBeams fire lasers.]] I've tried to explain my pencil is a [[MesACrowd duplicator.]] I've tried to explain that we've been to [[AlternateUniverse strange]], [[EldritchLocation twisted]], distant worlds and that our own has [[SaveTheWorldClimax nearly been destroyed several times over.]] I've tried to explain about the people I've met and the exciting things I've seen, but it all boils down to one thing.\\
'''Hobbes:''' What's that?\\
'''Calvin:''' [[WeirdnessCensor No one else notices]] ''[[WeirdnessCensor anything!]]''
-->-- "Cyberboy"
-> ''By the way, I've noticed something interesting: the five seasons of this show so far seem to correspond closely to the first five seasons of the new series of ''Series/DoctorWho''. The first three series had almost no continuous story arc and consisted almost entirely of oneshot stories. Season 4 was the first you could notice a story arc without [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E8FathersDay squinting at every poster in the background]] (i.e. Retro appearing at the end of a story). Now we're in Season 5, and things are starting to come to a head quickly. ''Doctor Who'' had the [[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E12ThePandoricaOpens Pando]][[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E13TheBigBang rica]], and you seem to have Socrates's tail. The aliens in [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6633809/1/Prelude-to-a-Season "Prelude to a Season"]], [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS5E4DarkLaughterPart1 the fortune teller]], [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS5E7POV the glowing sphere thing]], [[Recap/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeriesS5TVM1Nocturnals and the smoke]] all said [[ArcWords someone is returning]]. At this rate the whole "converging lines" thing will become a huge serialized story in Season 6, and then Season 7 will be unconnected oneshots and people will come BackFromTheDead [[UnexplainedRecovery for no reason.]] [[{{Troll}} *trollface*]]''
-->-- '''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2708639/Golden-Keyblade Golden Keyblade]]'''