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"I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens."
Giorgio Tsoukalos, as spoofed in this image macro.

There's a fruit store on our street, it's run by a Greek
And he keeps good thing to eat, but you should hear him speak
When you ask him anything, he never answers 'No'
He just Yes's you to death, and as he takes your dough, he tells you
'YES! We have no bananas! We have no bananas today!
'
Yes! We Have No Bananas

Roger: Ms. Cutwater, as your attorney, I have to advise you: your will can be contested if it is deemed that you are... not of sound mind.
Edwina: Why, you insolent ambulance chaser. Are you implying that I am not of sound mind?
Roger: No, I wouldn't do that. But I think everyone else in the solar system might.

"You are correct, but also no."

"Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks."

There's nothing inside...except for hundreds of rat corpses.
A mailbox on Tanetane Island, Mother 3

Thor: Joining the Ultimates would be condoning every reprehensible action taken by the wretched military-industrial complex who pay your wages, Tony. I'm not interested in the money, the glossy magazines or the shallow superstar lifestyle you've been offered to risk you lives for a corrupt ruling class, gentlemen. That said, you know I'm always just a phone call away if there's a genuine problem that threatens people's lives.
Steve Rogers: Great.
Thor: What do you mean by that, Captain?
Steve Rogers: This way we get you for free, soldier.

"Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a(n) [comment on Perry's appearance]...and by [previous comment] I mean [opposite of previous comment]!"

Peach: I'm sorry I came on such short notice, but I had to see my Mario! Uh, I didn't come a bad time, did I?
Luigi: Oh, no, no, you didn't come at a bad time- [record needle scratch] You came at the worst time possible, you stupid pink flamingo!
Peach: [gasp] Mario, how do you let your brother use such harsh language? Pink flamingo. I'm more of a pink pansy.
StacheBros, "Super Mario - Luigi Time!!!"

Cranky Kong: Where's Donkey Kong?
Candy Kong: Couldn't tell ya.
Cranky Kong: What do ya mean?
Candy Kong: That big bozo ghosted me, and now I'm stuck watching Diddy Kong's baby!
Cranky Kong: Diddy's baby?! Diddy has about as much game as my grandmother! ...I don't have a grandmother.
Uncle Al's Donkey Kong Country Abridged

Gene Kelley: Kermit, you were really hoping that I'd do Singin' in the Rain, right?
Kermit: Oh, no, no. Absolutely not. The...the thought never crossed my mind. Or to put it another way...yes.

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