->''"[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] must be the one who suffers, because he’s a caricature of the [[TheEveryman average person]]. Most of us are much more acquainted with losing than winning. Winning is great, but it [[RuleOfFunny isn’t funny]]."''
-->-- '''Charles Schulz'''

->''"Why is everybody always pickin' on me?"''
-->-- From the chorus to "Charlie Brown", by '''The Coasters''' (and no, the song is not about ''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} that]]'' Charlie Brown)

->''"No one ever listens to what I'm saying!"''
-->--Sammy (Allen Covert) from Creator/AdamSandler's ''[[Recap/AdamSandlerS2E2Respect Respect]]''

->''That's life, I can't deny it,\\
Many times I thought of cuttin' out, but my heart won't buy it\\
But if there's nothing shaken come here this July,\\
I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die''
-->--"That's Life", '''Marion Montgomery'''

->''"Nuthin' goes right, I just can't fight it\\
Eastern Airlines ''thanked me'' for flying United!\\
[[YankTheDogsChain I got some money]], what did I do?\\
[[HonestJohnsDealership I bought some quicksand,]] [[{{Pun}} the deal fell through]]\\
My car broke down, I called Triple-A\\
They left the car and towed ''me'' away!\\
I can't take it no more, I'm getting too old\\
I called suicide prevention, [[NoSympathy they put me on hold]]\\
Winter, Summer, Spring, and Fall\\
I'm always up against the wall\\
''(Whasamatta Rodney?)''\\
Ahh, I don't get no respect at all"''
-->--'''Rodney Dangerfield''', "Rappin' Rodney"

->''"'The only reason I was born was that rats had chewed on Mother's douche bag, or so she told me.' This is an essential starting point to the Nina story."''
-->--'''Creator/GoreVidal''', ''Palimpsest''

->''"The Giants are an aunt's house you dread visiting. Every time the Giants come onto my television, the screen magically reverts to standard definition...Every time I think of them, all I think about is [[Film/WhenHarryMetSally Billy Crystal telling Bruno Kirby]] that he's getting a divorce. That seems like a Giants fan thing to do. ''Let's go to the game and we can talk about how Helen never loved me. Oh, and [[TheLoad Eli will throw a pick.]]''"''
-->--'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411 Drew McGary]]''', "Why Your Team Sucks 2014: New York Giants

->''"I lead a cursed life!"''
-->--'''Yosuke''', ''VideoGame/{{Persona 4}}'', finally realizing that he is this trope.

->''"Story of my life. No matter what I try, God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve."''
-->--'''''Georgy Girl''''' (1966)

->"A History of American Farming by Peter Fox: who had a very rough time getting out of bed this morning and didn't eat breakfast and who pinched his left thumb in his gym locker and lost his favorite pencil in the library and whose day got even worse when..."
-->--'''[[ComicStrip/FoxTrot Peter Fox]]''' writing his essay for a 'sympathy grade' (which takes up several pages).

->Actually, the crawling awkwardness starts with the introductory fiction. It's about an overweight computer nerd with glasses, bad skin, and bad hair - and everybody picks on him! There's even a pair of pictures with him looking all sad. Aww.\\
'''Gandhi''' would have kicked this kid's ass.
-->--'''Darren [=MacLennon=]''', [[http://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14347.phtml review]] of the TabletopGame/{{Wraeththu}} RPG.

->''"If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer."''

->''"It's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop."''
-->--''Sugar Kane'', ''Film/SomeLikeItHot''

->'''Claret:''' And what '''[[RougeAnglesOfSatin valliant]]''' deeds did your employers do?\\
'''ComicStrip/{{Nodwick}}:''' They valiantly fed me to a '''hydra''', sundered an ancient seal with my '''head''', and spoiled an evil wizard's spell by substituting my '''nose''' for one of the spell components. [[SarcasmMode Huzzah.]]
-->--''[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2001-12-05 Nodwick]]''

->'''Fran:''' Where's Manny?
->'''Bernard:''' He's not here.
->'''Fran:''' Well how can I find him?
->'''Bernard:''' You could become a terrible event and happen to him.

->"Sometimes, I'm afraid to be happy, because whenever I get too happy, something bad always happens."
-->--'''[[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]]'''

->"Why is it always me?"
-->--'''Neville Longbottom''', ''Film/HarryPotter''

->''"Hey c'mon, make fun of the bald guy! I'll be your lightning rod of hate!"''
-->--'''Colin Mochrie''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway?''

->''"Nobody likes Milhouse!"''
-->--'''Dewey Largo (the music teacher)''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''"Sometimes, I think I was born to be picked on..."''
-->--'''Moses Sandor''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfLegendia''

->''"I was the happiest guy in the world, [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption but fate likes to play a little game called 'Up Yours, Moe.']]"''
-->--'''Moe''', WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons

->''"But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual terrible things to him."''
-->--''Discworld/TheColourOfMagic'' (describing Rincewind, of course)

->''If you're going to probe anyone, probe Chris!''
-->--'''Dan''' after he and Chris get taken by a UFO, ''WesternAnimation/DanVs''.

->''Wow. Even my dreams hate me.''
-->--'''Jerry''', WesternAnimation/CodeMonkeys

->''It is virtually worthless in terms of both power and speed. It is the most weak and pathetic Pokémon in the world.''
-->--''[[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Pokemon Fire Red's]]'' Pokedex entry for Magikarp

->''I think somebody rubbed all the sixes off the dice he throws.''
-->--'''[[MadScientist Kevyn Andreyasn]]''' on John [[SdrawkcabName der Trihs]], ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''

->''I have every faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills, Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!''
-->--'''Jack Sparrrow''' to '''Joshamee Gibbs''', ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest''

->''Wh-Why is everyone ganging up on me? It's so unfair... It's just that... I fell in love with Ragna the Bloodedge...''
-->--'''Noel Vermillion''' when all the other female characters gang up on her over Ragna in Rachel's gag ending, ''VideoGame/BlazBlueContinuumShift''

->''Why can't I do anything when it really counts!?''
-->--'''Zorne Sepperin''', ''{{VideoGame/Rosenkreuzstilette}}''

->''He hath been most notoriously abused.''
-->--'''Olivia''' on '''Malvolio''', [[LampshadeHanging hanging a lampshade]] at the end of ''Theatre/TwelfthNight''

->''Are we laughing at Yamcha? Because I'm always up for that.''
-->--'''King Kai,''' '''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''

->''[[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Why must every 11 minutes of my life be filled with misery? Why?]]''
-->--'''Squidward''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

->'''Teddie''': Wowee, Sensei! That was amazing! Don't you think so, whatsyourface?
->'''Yosuke''': Dude, why can't I be 'Sensei'?
->'''Teddie''': Because you're comic relief.
-->--'''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}[='=]s Overly Long VideoGame/{{Persona 4}} Comic'''

->"You know, at this point, I should really just accept that nobody anywhere respects me, shouldn't I?"
-->--'''[[Manga/{{Bleach}} Yumichika]]''', ''FanFic/UninvitedGuests''

->'''[[ComicBook/TheWasp Hank]] [[ComicBook/AntMan Pym]]''': ''You can take over from here? You? [[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark?]] [[ComicBook/CivilWar Mister Fought-against-Cap-in-the-civil-war,]] [[ComicBook/WorldWarHulk shot-Hulk-into-space-and-caused-World-War-Hulk,]] [[ComicBook/SecretInvasion gave-the-Skrulls-everything-they-needed-to-invade-Earth.]] You're taking over? Come on, give me one good reason why—''
->'''ComicBook/IronMan''': ''[[TwoWordsAddedEmphasis Three words.]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis You're. Hank. Pym.]]''
->'''Hank Pym''': ''Hey, come on!''
-->--'''[[ComicBook/TheAvengers Mighty Avengers]], Issue #23'''

->"In UsefulNotes/{{Cleveland}}, it's not a matter of ''what'' will go wrong, but ''when'' it will."
-->--'''''Maxim''''', "[[http://www.maxim.com/sports/eight-sports-cities-could-use-some-serious-luck Eight Sports Cities That Could Use Some Serious Luck]]"

->'''Allon''': Okay, you don't like me! We get it!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/SpaceTree'' [[http://youtu.be/tgF2rOV2qxA episode 43]]

->''Nobody screws Yamcha but life.''
-->--'''Bulma,''' ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''Your life will be filled with disappointment.''
-->--'''Robbie Shapiro''' while reading a fortune cookie, Series/{{Victorious}}

->''Why is it that lately, all I want to do is cry?''
-->--'''[[VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney Phoenix Wright]]''', Franchise/AceAttorney

->''I'm always the fall guy!''
-->-- '''Knuckles the Echidna''', ''Anime/SonicX''

->''"'Champion Gear-Carrier For All Your Gear-Carrying Needs' is a pretty wordy synonym for 'Chimp Derriere, Lord of the Butt Monkeys', but I suppose it looks better on a desk plaque."''
-->-- ''Blog/EquestriaDaily'', [[http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/05/equestria-games-episode-followup.html "Equestria Games" Followup Guide]]

->The day had only just begun, yet it was apparent that all the world was aligning to scheme against and completely fuck over [[WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Jaune Arc]].
-->-- The fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10640762/1/Dreamscape Dreamscape]]'', describing Jaune's reaction to being found in a bed with his best friend by his other friends

->''"Thundering typhoons! Everything happens to me!"''
-->--'''Captain Haddock''', [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/Tintin The Adventures of Tintin]]

->''"We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life."''
-->-- '''C-3PO''', ''Film/ANewHope''

->''"You exist solely for gags."''
-->-- '''Tomoyo Sakagami''' to Youhei Sunohara, ''VisualNovel/{{CLANNAD}}''

->''Every single day I gotta clean up the kitchen!''\\
''Bowser's screaming at me saying scrub all of the dishes!''\\
''And Junior's a gremlin, he's a monster I live with!''
->''That's the reason why I quit, 'cuz I just reached the limit!''
->''The struggle is real, I need a new job! I worked as a plumber and I once was a cop.''
->''I shot a black guy and I planted a gun by his leg.''
->''I quit the plumber job [[ToiletHumor 'cuz I got poop on my head!]]''
->''Worked at a call center but it got on my nerves!''
->''They were so rude, that's not what I deserve.''
->''[[Franchise/FiveNightsAtFreddys And a security guard at a pizza place,]] the monsters came alive when you stayed too late!''
->''Had to quit Bowser, He treats me like a slave, always make me watch his brat, but I barely get paid!''
->''But I hate these other jobs, I don't know what to do!''
->''[[LampshadeHanging (Dude, your life sucks!)]]''
->''(Toad you don't have a clue!)''
->''Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,''
->''I kinda wish that I was white!''
->''Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,''
->''I kinda wish that I was white!''
->''Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,''
->''I wish that everything was right!''
->''Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life, Man I hate my life,''
->''I wish that everything was right!''
-->--'''Chef Pee Pee''', ''WebVideo/SuperMarioLogan's'' "Chef Pee Pee Quits (Part 6)"

->''Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No-one but Donald Duck!''
-->-- The end of the post-1947 ''WesternAnimation/DonaldDuck'' theme.

-> ''If I had a dime for every time I got my ass kicked, I might not be in crippling debt!''
-->'''Krillin''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''

-> ''I've been blindsided by my son, reamed by the IRS, rejected by my lover, betrayed by my friend, molested by a truck driver, cast out by my mother, and rained on by God. And this isn't even the worst day of my life.''
-->'''Alan Harper''', ''Series/TwoAndAHalfMen''

->This planet hates me.
-->-- '''Comicbook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''

->'''Jeff:''' Shirley, don't sue a stripper.\\
'''Shirley:''' Why not?\\
'''Jeff:''' Because she's a stripper. ''Life'' sued her and she lost.
-->-- ''Series/{{Community}}''

->''"Surely I am the fool of fools on the par of no other! I am no better than that [[WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadRunner stupid coyote]] or that [[WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck crazy duck]]! Look at me! Look at me! I am locked in a continuum of cartoon fools! I am doomed to a life of comic mishap adventures and social indignations! And now, here I stand before you, beaten, defeated, and alone."''
-->--'''Dexter''', ''WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory''

->''Blackadder picks up the cat and kicks it into the air''\\
'''Baldrick:''' Oh, sir! Poor little Mildred the cat, what's he ever done to you?\\
'''Blackadder:''' It is the way of the world, Baldrick. The abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat, the cat [loud squeak] pounces on the mouse, and finally, the mouse--\\
'''Baldrick:''' Argh!\\
'''Blackadder:''' --bites you on the behind.\\
'''Baldrick:''' And what do I do?\\
'''Blackadder:''' Nothing. You are last in God's great chain. Unless there's an earwig around here you'd like to victimize.
-->--''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third''

-> ''"Go ahead... laugh. I'm used to it."''
-> '''Batbilig Chinzorig''' [[note]]The card has the person who drew it to make a funny face to the other players to try to make them laugh or else pay the penalty.[[/note]], Quelf

->''"Am I cursed...? Did I insult a gypsy or something...?"''
-->-- '''Yosuke''', after Operation: Up Close and Personal ends in a wrecked scooter, ''VideoGame/Persona4 Golden''