Quotes / Bungling Inventor

"Great! But does it really work?"
Anthony Brown, Candy Candy

It's a good thing my dad is an accountant, because he really sucks at being an inventor.

Ratchet: Oh, come on. There's no way a Lombax would invent something that ridiculous.
Clank: Oh, really? What about your nuclear-powered rocket sled? Your antimatter bathroom buddy? And let us not forget the electroshock undergarments you invented last fall...