Quotes / Buddy Cop Show

"Dwarfs and trolls certainly get along okay in the Ankh-Morpork Watch. Then again, if Completely Mismatched Police Partners Didnít Learn To Respect Each Other Eventually, the narrative universe as we know it would come to an end."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be, in truth, a dealer in illicit opiates of the most contemptible kind. Also, two Parish Constables, cast together by the vicissitudes of their employment, shall at first despise one the other, but shall eventually learn a warm mutual regard. And further, the Captain of Constables is invariably a Hindoo, who is most distressed by many of the necessary actions of the most capable of his Constables."