Quotes / Buddy Cop Show

"Dwarves and trolls get along in Ankh-Morpork City Watch, but if Completely Mismatched Police Partners didn't Eventually Get Along and Overcome Their Differences the entire narrative universe would come to halt."

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be, in truth, a dealer in illicit opiates of the most contemptible kind. Also, two Parish Constables, cast together by the vicissitudes of their employment, shall at first despise one the other, but shall eventually learn a warm mutual regard. And further, the Captain of Constables is invariably a Hindoo, who is most distressed by many of the necessary actions of the most capable of his Constables."