Sayaka: Kouji. What. Have. You. Done. To. Aphrodite?
Kouji: It was about time Aphrodite got a breast enlargement.
— Mazinger Z, "#32"
Candy: I got fired once. I just kept showing up until I made myself expandable.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
Linda: You mean indispensable?
Candy: No, I got a boob job and it totally expanded my horizons.
— Lucifer
Webcomics
Len: IZZY! After some extensive research, I've finally figured out why we're all getting so top-heavy!
Izzy: There's a reason? I just thought I was getting fat and had lucky genes.
Len: That's part of it, but the real reason is much more sinister! A few years ago, a cosmetics company was transporting an experimental and highly-potent bust-enhancing cream. The truck carrying it tipped over and all of it spilled into a CERTAIN water reservoir! The SAME water reservoir that your beer brand Fizzy Izzy draws from!
Izzy: (Spit Take)
Izzy: There's a reason? I just thought I was getting fat and had lucky genes.
Len: That's part of it, but the real reason is much more sinister! A few years ago, a cosmetics company was transporting an experimental and highly-potent bust-enhancing cream. The truck carrying it tipped over and all of it spilled into a CERTAIN water reservoir! The SAME water reservoir that your beer brand Fizzy Izzy draws from!
Izzy: (Spit Take)
