Quotes: Bratty Teenage Daughter

"A teenage girl is complex only in her simplicity."

"Take your nieces for the summer!" they told me. "They won't be any trouble," they said.

King Koopa: But Kootie Pie, we plundered the whole Mushroom Kingdom to get you the best gift a Koopa could steal!
Kootie Pie: It's not ENOUGH!
The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, "Reptiles in the Rose Garden"

Sharon: Shelley, off the Internet. It's bedtime.
Shelley: Mom, I'm i-chatting with my boyfriend in Montana!
Sharon: Now, Shelley!
Shelley: WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!