Author: I am the being that controls your every thought and movement!
Proto Man: Who?
Author: I am the author of this comic strip!
Proto Man: Oh, so you're the hack to blame for this mess.
"Hey, Mega Man. Wanna go do something stupid?"
Dr. Light: What is your primary mission?
Mega Man: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily.
Dr. Light: Good. And your secondary mission?
Mega Man: To be an idiot.
Dr. Light: Close enough. Let's go get you a blaster.
Dr. Wily: So, Proto Man, I hear you're going to leave us.
Proto Man: That's right.
Dr. Wily: (turns away) Yes! With that meddlesome robot out of the way, my plans for world domination can begin! I'll activate the evil programming in the robots and use them to conquer the WORLD!!
Proto Man: Dr. Wily, I'm still here...
"I hate time travel."
Proto Man: Oh crap! It's Bob!
Bass: Oh no! Not Bob!!
Bass: Wait, who's Bob?
George: Oh, Bob, what did they do to you?
Helmut: Well, first they tied him up, then beat the crap out of him.
George: You're not helping, you know.
"Nice recap. Let's go burn things."
X: Okay, I think we're safe now, Ran. Ran?
(Ran teleports in)
X: Ran, what happened?!
Ran: I didn't make it. Twelve freaking times!
But I love it when I come up with shit at the last minute and can make it look like I planned it from the very beginning.
—David Anez (the actual author), commentary on strip #276
"I think I just shit my snow pants."
— Blizzard Man, "Blizzard Survival"