Proto Man: Who?
Author: I am the author of this comic strip!
Proto Man: Oh, so you're the hack to blame for this mess.
Mega Man: To destroy the evil robots and stop Dr. Wily.
Dr. Light: Good. And your secondary mission?
Mega Man: To be an idiot.
Dr. Light: Close enough. Let's go get you a blaster.
Proto Man: That's right.
Dr. Wily: (turns away) Yes! With that meddlesome robot out of the way, my plans for world domination can begin! I'll activate the evil programming in the robots and use them to conquer the WORLD!!
Proto Man: Dr. Wily, I'm still here...
Bass: Oh no! Not Bob!!
Bass: Wait, who's Bob?
Helmut: Well, first they tied him up, then beat the crap out of him.
George: You're not helping, you know.
(Ran teleports in)
X: Ran, what happened?!
Ran: I didn't make it. Twelve freaking times!