"That would be a horrible way to die. Conversely, that is a totally awesome way to kill."
— Comment left on Cwen's Quest
"When Goku smashes Freeza on the top of the skull, not only does Freeza make that really funny face, but blood shoots out of his nose and mouth. It's too bad they censored this, because blood makes the shot far more comical. Let's face it, blood is funny stuff."
"MY RIBS ARE IN MY EYES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES!"
— Future You, No Time to Explain