F-Zero? Isn't that the game known for nothing other than all your base are belong to us?
Is it bad that I really want an extensive quote page like Tzetze's?
-On Quote Pages
I have no inner nerd. Inner lots of things, not an inner nerd though, I can only assume this is because I am an outer nerd.
-On being a nerd.
The web is my window to the outside world, and I really don't enjoy being trapped in [my hometown].
-On smalltown wangst
Quote me, bitches.
-On being quoted
Let's run through the list here, shall we?
For one thing, if you're wearing a damn groucho mustache, bowler hat and glasses no shit people are going to tell you're wearing a fucking disguise. Fucking amateur, secondly, if you get caught red-handed (which you did) man up, don't be a pussy about it. Thirdly, you're a fucking yellow ball why do you need a disguise in the first place? You could easily go almost anywhere undetected if you weren't wearing that damn dime store getup. You could get on a plane, Muslims can't do that no more, but you could, because you're a fucking ball! Do you get where I'm going with this? You're honestly stupid enough to not only believe that you—let me reiterate this, a fucking ball—need a disguise, but that a toy mustache and a hat is a disguise, and not only that'' you think that saying "oop, I'm not wearing a disguise" is actually going to get you out of being caught.
Well if you're close enough to give a mod a massage, you could ask while you're giving it to them.
massaging the mods
Is murder still illegal in this country or...?
I will say that my favorite food is shoes
-On randomness being an enforced standard, rather than an outlier.
I once downloaded all of KISS' discography solely out of spite.
- On downloading all of KISS' discography solely out of spite.
You could ride a flaming evil red walrus named Rufus through the empire state building whilst yodeling, and someone could ask me if I knew what was going on, and I'd just be like "yep, that's Aondeug. She crazy."
- On Aondeug
You know what else everyone used to think was cool?
Yes, I just implied that research papers are worse than Satan, Hitler, and smoking put together. What'cha gonna do about it?
- On research papers
"SO JUSTICE I HEARD YOU WERE TUBESPHERING ON THE BLAGOBLAG"
- On Justice4243