Quotes: Blessed Are the Cheesemakers
: I wear the cheese. It does not wear me
"Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Vincent Goth, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"
So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles. Shop owner:
Come again? Costumer:
I want to buy some CHEESE
Wonderful, time for a celebration! Cheese for everyone!
I wouldn't take Gil if you stripped him naked and dipped him in cheese!
Apparently the 2 most significant historical events here in Boatmurdered are elephants and cheese. Take a close look at the cheese ones actually, they aren't even carvings of cheese, but renditions of some
other image of a cheese. They're freaking homages! note