"I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation on the farthest sides of the north; I will ascend above the heights of the clouds, I will be like the Most High."
—Satan, Isiah, 14:13-14
"Everything in creation is flawed. Humans don't need to be mentioned. Air, intent, and even time. My eyes can see the death of things. They're special, like yours. So I can kill anything that lives. Even if that thing is God."
— Ryougi Shiki, Kara no Kyoukai
"Why, I bet this is a better three-bean salad than God could make!"
— Lore Sj÷berg, The Book Of Ratings
"Still worshipping God? Last time I heard, he started worshipping me!"
— Lord Flashheart, Blackadder
"I am a monstrous clever fellow, and can walk widdershins 'round all the gods and godlets."
— Jurgen, Jurgen, a Comedy of Justice, James Branch Cabell, 1919
Hacker: What has Sir Arnold to fear, anyway? He's got all the honours he could want, surely.
Bernard: Well, naturally he has his 'G'.
Bernard: Yes, you get your 'G' after your 'K'.
Hacker: You speak in riddles, Bernard.
Bernard: Well, take the Foreign Office. First, you get the CMG, then the KCMG, then the GCMG. The Commander of the Order of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Commander of St. Michael and St. George, Knight Grand Cross of St. Michael and St. George. Of course, in the service, CMG stands for "Call Me God." And KCMG for "Kindly Call Me God."
Hacker: What does GCMG stand for?
Minion: "You may have killed our men, but he won't let you get away with this!"
Piccolo: "Oh? And who's 'he'?"
Cooler: "That's He with a capital H, by the way." [summarily murders Piccolo]
"Revenge of Cooler", Dragon Ball Abridged
"You see, Firestar? I am even more powerful than StarClan, for I have changed the Clans in the forest from four to two. TigerClan and BloodClan will rule together."
— Tigerstar to Firestar, Warrior Cats