Quotes / Black Helicopter

Ron: So, what are the chances that they're not after us?
Kim: They're black helicopters, Ron. They're always after us.

Do you buy your appliances from a place that delivers by black helicopter? Those guys do not honour warranties.
Dave Davenport, Narbonic

Farmer: People's been saying they've been seeing UFO's around.
Officer Barbrady: UFO's? (laughs)
Farmer: Yeah, and black army, CIA helicopters and trucks.
Officer Barbrady: That is the silliest thing I've ever heard.
(black helicopters fly overhead)
Farmer: What was that?
Officer Barbrady: That, that was a pigeon.