Quotes / Black Helicopter

Ron: So, what are the chances that they're not after us?
Kim: They're black helicopters, Ron. They're always after us.

Do you buy your appliances from a place that delivers by black helicopter? Those guys do not honour warranties.
Dave Davenport, Narbonic

Farmer: People's been saying they've been seeing UFO's around.
Officer Barbrady: UFO's? (laughs)
Farmer: Yeah, and black army, CIA helicopters and trucks.
Officer Barbrady: That is the silliest thing I've ever heard.
(black helicopters fly overhead)
Farmer: What was that?
Officer Barbrady: That, that was a pigeon.

Contrary to the urban legend, black helicopters are not invisible. They are, however, cloaked with the best tech the Black Hats can manage on this side of the Gauntlet. Arcane technomagick renders the 'copters inconspicuous; thermal camouflage deflects heat sensors and adjusts light refractions off the the copter's surface; finally, mental projectors send "not my business" vibes to anyone who might be watching. While most of these helicopters are literally painted jet-black, their counter-sensory array allows them to essentially disappear.
Mage: The Ascension - The Technomancer's Toolbox

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