Quotes: Bitch in Sheep's Clothing

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You look like an angel,
Walk like an angel,
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Elvis Presley, "Devil In Disguise"

An angel in disguise she was
But somehow you fell for her
Until she broke your heart that day
And left you in the rain
Brandy, "Angel In Disguise"

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.

She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Penny: Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one!
Penny: Huh?
Dr. Horrible: Like with pie.

You whore in sheep's clothing, fucking up all I do...
Coheed and Cambria

People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them.
Matt Engarde, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

Homer Simpson: Flanders? You're the Devil?!
Devil Ned Flanders: [Chuckling amiably] It's always the last person you'd expect.

TV Caption: Lois Griffin - Probably more of a bitch than she lets on.
Lois: Oh, you can just go *bleep* yourself, Diane.

Sage: Wait a minute, this whole cutesy, naive thing was all just an act?
Chick: Yep.
JewWario: You're... not really that nice?
Chick: Nope.
The Nostalgia Chick revealing what she's really like, Kickassia

You know, I lose more Puddy Tats that way!
Tweety, Looney Tunes

Snow may be pretty, but up close it's cold and nasty.

(That soft, kind smile... It's the kind that tells you a pair of devil horns are not too far away...)
Phoenix Wright on Morgan Fey, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

You are just like me Lydia. Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.
Jennifer Blake, Teen Wolf

Her eyes were melancholy, but he knew better than to pity her.
Tavros watching Vriska, in the Homestuck fanfiction Don't Leave

Even someone who wears a mask of goodness can still have pitch darkness in his heart, you see.
— Giriko, Soul Eater

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At midnight on the night of a full moon, Taylor Swift transforms into her true self: A naked cat with a bag full of money.

Reese Witherspoon. She can win her second Oscar on Sunday night, but she will never give a more convincing performance than she did in this video. I AM A U.S. CITIZEN AND I HAVE A RIGHT TO STAND ON AMERICAN GROUND AND ASK ANY QUESTION I WANT TO ASK! It's good to know that underneath all those accolades and producing credits, Reese is still an SEC sorority chair who isn't afraid to get in a cop's face because Daddy is a lawyer.
Drew Magary, "The Hater's Guide to the 2015 Oscars"

Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A. Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall she exploited them for her campaign... Killing caribou with a gat while hanging from a chopper is just plain reckless, wasteful, and stupid. She's in a fundamentalist cult that thinks mankind co-existed with the dinosaurs 4000 years ago. The Bible says that God doesn't work on OUR time or OUR calendars! Check out the science books. The Flintstones it ain't. They think that gay people can be "cured" of their sexual orientation (just ask a homosexual about that). She wants to allow oil drilling in the Arctic, never mind the Eskimos and polar bears. She's too dumb to believe in global warming. So many corrupt deeds, so many skeletons in the closet. Doesn't know that Africa is a continent. Bloggers call her "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF", oh WTF? She poses like Sharon Stone with her legs crossed but she's not holding a cigarette...Every time she flaps her yap, out comes the crap. Just like Ann Coulter. She's one real bad apple. She needs to STFU and go back to her cold igloo and stay!

Currently McCarthy is the poster model for the antivaxx movement. She is a blatheringly obtuse, highly delusional flapdoodler, but rather persistent and apparently on good enough terms with the equally dense Oprah Winfrey to become rather dangerous. Let us emphasize: McCarthy knows nothing about science, the scientific method, or medical science in particular... Predictably, her favorite argument is the empathy gambit; basically, it's “if you criticize my arguments that vaccines cause autism you are being callous since I have a child with special needs”... She has also written a book about it, Louder than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism, with which she appeared on Oprah and Larry King Live, occasions she effectively used to promote woo, incoherence, false hope and dangerous misadvice. As a result it is far from unlikely that she is personally responsible for the deaths of actual children.