Quotes: Bitch in Sheep's Clothing

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You look like an angel,
Walk like an angel,
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Elvis Presley, "Devil In Disguise"

An angel in disguise she was
But somehow you fell for her
Until she broke your heart that day
And left you in the rain
Brandy, "Angel In Disguise"

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.

She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Penny: Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one!
Penny: Huh?
Dr. Horrible: Like with pie.

You whore in sheep's clothing, fucking up all I do...
Coheed and Cambria

People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them.
Matt Engarde, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

Homer Simpson: Flanders? You're the Devil?!
Devil Ned Flanders: [Chuckling amiably] It's always the last person you'd expect.

TV Caption: Lois Griffin - Probably more of a bitch than she lets on.
Lois: Oh, you can just go *bleep* yourself, Diane.

Sage: Wait a minute, this whole cutesy, naive thing was all just an act?
Chick: Yep.
JewWario: You're... not really that nice?
Chick: Nope.
The Nostalgia Chick revealing what she's really like, Kickassia

You know, I lose more Puddy Tats that way!
Tweety, Looney Tunes

Snow may be pretty, but up close it's cold and nasty.

(That soft, kind smile... It's the kind that tells you a pair of devil horns are not too far away...)
Phoenix Wright on Morgan Fey, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

You are just like me Lydia. Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.
Jennifer Blake, Teen Wolf

Her eyes were melancholy, but he knew better than to pity her.
Tavros watching Vriska, in the Homestuck fanfiction Don't Leave

Even someone who wears a mask of goodness can still have pitch darkness in his heart, you see.
— Giriko, Soul Eater

    real life 
At midnight on the night of a full moon, Taylor Swift transforms into her true self: A naked cat with a bag full of money.

While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the Beverly Hills 90210 days he was on his way to a PR event with Shannen Doherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost too easy to work with. Shannen said at the time that the story was a pile of shit-covered lies, because she hates limos! She thinks they’re trash and she doesn’t like them. Besides, she prefers to travel on the backs of the humans she makes her bitches.

I'd like to thank Paula Deen for fulfilling every expectation I had for what Paula Deen is like behind closed doors. Whenever I saw her making waffle-batter pie on the Food Network, I always thought to myself, "I bet that woman says the N-word all the time when the camera's off and tries to hire black tap-dancing manservants for her weddings. Oh, and I bet her brother gets accused of having segregated bathrooms at his restaurant." Nailed it.

Paula Deen's signature recipe: four sticks of butter, one pinch of unbridled racism.
Drew Magary, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"

Lemme see. Less than 2 years as a guv, and that makes Sarah qualified to be a Vice-President and maybe President of the U.S.A. Her election loss shows that maybe some people are starting to use their heads and not their dicks. Just because some female looks good and strikes a pose with a fuck me honey look doesn't mean that she has a brain or good intentions.

Sarah Palin recently told the media to leave her children alone. Yet last fall she exploited them for her campaign... Doesn't know that Africa is a continent. Bloggers call her "MILF", "GILF", "VPILF", oh WTF?

Currently McCarthy is the poster model for the antivaxx movement. She is a blatheringly obtuse, highly delusional flapdoodler, but rather persistent and apparently on good enough terms with the equally dense Oprah Winfrey to become rather dangerous. Let us emphasize: McCarthy knows nothing about science, the scientific method, or medical science in particular... Predictably, her favorite argument is the empathy gambit; basically, it's “if you criticize my arguments that vaccines cause autism you are being callous since I have a child with special needs”... She has also written a book about it, Louder than Words: A Mother's Journey in Healing Autism, with which she appeared on Oprah and Larry King Live, occasions she effectively used to promote woo, incoherence, false hope and dangerous misadvice. As a result it is far from unlikely that she is personally responsible for the deaths of actual children.