Quotes / Bitch in Sheep's Clothing

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You look like an angel,
Walk like an angel,
Talk like an angel
But I got wise
You're the devil in disguise
Elvis Presley, "Devil In Disguise"

An angel in disguise she was
But somehow you fell for her
Until she broke your heart that day
And left you in the rain
Brandy, "Angel In Disguise"

Smiling faces sometimes pretend to be your friend
Smiling faces show no traces of the evil that lurks within
Smiling faces, smiling faces sometimes
They don't tell the truth
Smiling faces, smiling faces
Tell lies and I got proof
The Undisputed Truth, "Smiling Faces Sometimes"

Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravenous wolves.

She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler Durden, Fight Club

Penny: Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Dr. Horrible: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one!
Penny: Huh?
Dr. Horrible: Like with pie.

Still the iron claw in the velvet glove, Mariel?
Timov, Babylon 5

You whore in sheep's clothing, fucking up all I do...
Coheed and Cambria

People are simply things to be used. Used and thrown away. Put on a sweet, innocent face, and people will swallow anything you feed them.

Homer Simpson: Flanders? You're the Devil?!
Devil Ned Flanders: [Chuckling amiably] It's always the last person you'd expect.

TV Caption: Lois Griffin - Probably more of a bitch than she lets on.
Lois: Oh, you can just go *bleep* yourself, Diane.

Sage: Wait a minute, this whole cutesy, naive thing was all just an act?
Chick: Yep.
JewWario: You're... not really that nice?
Chick: Nope.
The Nostalgia Chick revealing what she's really like, Kickassia

You know, I lose more Puddy Tats that way!
Tweety, Looney Tunes

I know it seems like she's being nice, but she hates us and she's about to say something mean.
PFC Randy Hill, Enlisted

Snow may be pretty, but up close it's cold and nasty.

(That soft, kind smile... It's the kind that tells you a pair of devil horns are not too far away...)
Phoenix Wright on Morgan Fey, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney: Justice For All

You are just like me Lydia. Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.
Jennifer Blake, Teen Wolf

Her eyes were melancholy, but he knew better than to pity her.
Tavros watching Vriska, in the Homestuck fanfiction Don't Leave

Even someone who wears a mask of goodness can still have pitch darkness in his heart, you see.
— Giriko, Soul Eater

"Scarlett!" he said, when he saw her. "It's him! Come on!"
"It's who? What are you talking about?"
"Him! Frost. He's Jack. He tried to kill me!"
A bang! from above as the man Jack kicked at the door.
"But." Scarlett tried to make sense of what she was hearing, "But he's nice."
"No," said Bod, grabbing her hand and pulling her down the stairs, into the hallway. "No, he's not."

Do you believe every sad story you hear?
Kalara (through a translator device), Star Trek Beyond

He told me he was a muse, that he chose one brilliant mind a century to inspire. What a fool I was, blinded by his flattery and games. He became my research assistant. He was free to move in and out of my mind as he pleased. We were partners. When he told me I could complete my research by building a gateway to other worlds, I trusted him. He said this was the way genius happened; with a little help from a friend. It seemed that I was on the verge of my greatest achievement... until my partner got a glimpse of Bill's true plans.
Grunkle Ford, on Bill Cipher, Gravity Falls

"More or less. Helps that people will happily buy that face of hers as the picture of innocence." The less the world knew of the wicked grin that 'innocent' face made while setting anthills on fire and discreetly cheating at certain arcade games to get more tickets, the better for all three of them.
Adagio Dazzle on Sonata Dusk, Sirens of CHS

"Does that mean we can't kick her ass?"
Sonata Dusk, Sirens of CHS

"Oh my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness. Nobody's that nice. Serial killers are that nice."
Jay Baruchel regarding Jonah Hill, This Is the End

“Hey, that’s what your dad said!” Sonata chirped. A dark shadow crossed her face as she smiled. “And look where he is.”

The DeFontaines are very much like taking a bite from a perfectly polished, delicious-looking apple, only to find it completely rotten at the core. They come across as the perfect parents-in-absentia: competent, caring, authoritative, inclined to listen to the concerns of their staff and students. In truth, both were twisted at an early age to lack any sense of compassion for their "inferiors" (ie: anyone outside their own particular religious sect) and if sufficiently pressed by circumstances, they can be provoked into revealing this total lack of human empathy.
—"High, Sweet Evil Laughter," Innocents

Don: You come and go as you please.
Hilton: Yes, I do.
Don: And you don't give a crap that my future is tied up in this mess because of you?
Hilton: You wanted my account, and you were lucky to get it.
Don: And you wanted to play with me. Kick me around, knock me down to size while you called me "son."
Mad Men, "Shut the Door. Have a Seat."

    real life 
At midnight on the night of a full moon, Taylor Swift transforms into her true self: A naked cat with a bag full of money.

While peddling his memoirs last year, Jason Priestley told a story about how during the Beverly Hills, 90210 days he was on his way to a PR event with Shannen Doherty in a Town Car and he claims that she bitched at the publicist for not sending a limo to pick her up. We all pretty much dropped a fart on that story since we’ve only heard stories about how Shannen Doherty is as pleasant as a kitten kiss and is almost too easy to work with.

Paula Deen's signature recipe: four sticks of butter, one pinch of unbridled racism.
Drew Magary, "The 25 Least Influential People of 2013"