"And here I thought you were just another prepubescent pretty-boy!"
"Can't... tell... Boy or a... girl?? Brain... melting!!"
"He's so pale and doe-eyed he almost looks like an anime character at some points."
Legolas was fair of face beyond the measure of Men.
"Ah. The return of the "why" boner.... With a vengeance."
—Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged, on seeing the cat-boy Schrodinger