Quotes / Bigger Is Better in Bed


Paul (reading off a card): What do women want in a modern gentleman?
Jimeoin (walking onto the dot): Big cocks.

A large penis is always welcome.
Atia of the Julii, Rome

"He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who'll get one."

"Norman grimaced as he watched Charles double over in laughter. He was dead serious as his tight running shorts displayed an impressive thick bulge in the front."
Duma Odimm, A Heartfelt Connection

"The towel barely clung to lean. narrowed hips, and dipped lower in the front, revealing a gilded treasure trail Meg itched to explore. An impressive bulge created and intriguing terrain across the front of his towel, leaving little doubt that what lay underneath him was just as well proportioned as the rest of him."
Rhonda Nelson, Just Toying Around

Danny Noonan Guess I'm a little overdressed.
Lacey Underall Depends on what's underneath.

Real Life

"His attraction for her is understandable. Her attraction for him? Not all that clear, really. Unless size really does matter? For me, no. Size can be uncomfortable. For her, clearly a selling feature. Because she’s been going around telling her friends about it. And her nickname for him, which she hasn’t been shy about sharing, is 'Monster Cock'. Which is flattering, I guess, if you’re in college or Vegas."

Josh: That long monologue he gives her about the “cobra grande“ – He’s definitely talking about his dick there, right?
John: Yes.
Josh: A snake with ONE EYE, just like Basil St. John!
John: If you stare into his dick you become enchanted, that is what he says to her.
The Toast, "We Watched Brenda Starr (1989)"

David: Lionel and Lex yell at each other about being dicks, and then Lionel tries to use a magical Kryptonian Water Stone of Power that he stole from Link’s inventory screen in The Legend of Zelda: The Violin of Vathlo to switch with Lex except Clark is all NAWW and tries to stop him because he thinks it’s a gun and then, in classic Smallville Ineffectual Clark style, he trades bodies with his archenemy...After that, there’s an entire television cast of attractive women for that thirsty Luthor blood to awkwardly attack as he tries to take advantage of being a 27 17 year-old high school football quarterback hero. First up on his list: Martha Kent, right after admiring his new penis. No, SERIOUSLY.
Chris: I’m starting to think that think Tom Welling smirking obliviously while looking down at his own junk is a metaphor for this entire series.
—Chris Sims and David Uzumeri, on Smallville'' ("Transference")

To me, bigger is better.
Cindy Margolis

I like it when the jeans are worn out where the bulge is.
Christy Canyon

I once said that 7 1/2 inches was the ideal penis size for me. What, you may ask is the basis for such a specific measurement? It's a complicated equation to be sure-part astrology, part East Indian Kama Sutra, and part old-fashioned tape measure. And experience. It's the Scientific Method: experimentation. Go figure. It's the right size.
Mamie Van Doren

...the only problem came with sizing the most intimate part of the suit assembly, the urinary collection device (UCD) that slid over the astronaut's penis. After an "incident" with the first astronaut fitted for the device, the UCD's designations were changed from "Small, Medium, Large" to "Large", "Extra Large", and "Extra-Extra Large."
Spacesuit: Fashioning Apollo, by Nicholas de Monchaux