Quotes / Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing

Simply one of the greatest digital experiences, nay, experiences PERIOD that I have ever experienced. Graphics jump out at you from the screen and hold your eyeballs in their grip. You'll dive out of your chair in response to your Rig nearly crashing into a tree or building, it's so realistic! Of course, the game gives you the avant-garde experience of passing THROUGH said obstacles. The musical score is a tremendously wonderful rendition of John Cage's "4:33", and brings tears to the eyes. The physics are amazing! You can do things you would never dream of being able to do, such as travelling at the speed of light, then instantly stopping with the touch of a button. Stellar Stone has crafted this vision for us, to show us what a perfect world would be. I can only hope that one day, mankind will find a way to make Stellar's visions work in Real Life. Play the game, and you'll be happy. I know I was!

Not only is it almost completely broken and blatantly unfinished in nearly every way, but even if it weren't, there's so little of an actual game to be found here that it would still be terrible. Big Rigs is a game so astoundingly bad that it manages to transcend nearly every boundary put forth by some of gaming's absolute worst of the worst and easily makes it into that dubiously extraordinary category of being one of the most atrocious games ever published.
— GameSpot reviewer Alex Navarro, written review

— GameSpot reviewer Alex Navarro, video review. This is the entire dialogue.

Yes! I are winner!
Morgan Webb, X-Play

"This game officially received the lowest score in the history of Gamespot: a 1.0. And by lowest, I mean it can't go any lower. We don't hand out zeroes, but maybe we should have for Big Rigs Over The Road Racing."
Alex Navarro, Frightfully Bad Games

"I've seen better gameplay from a vending machine."
Clint the Lazy Gamer, Lazy Game Reviews

"Why go on the bridge, when you can go through the bridge?"

"Big motherfucking Rigs! Driving around with fucking trucks!"
— A "commercial" for the game by James Rolfe

"Somebody from the ESRB looked at this game and gave it a rating. I know it's not their job to judge the quality of the game, but somebody looked at it and thought "Wow. This is shit. But, 'E.'"

You use the arrow keys to move, and with it you can show off just how incredible your Big Rig is. Not only is the truck not affected by any sort of terrain, no matter how steep, it can also pass through fucking objects! Obstacles? Not a problem! Just watch as your truck pass[es] through everything like an unwanted kidney stone. Bridges?! Pbbbbbth, fuck that! We're gonna go under that bitch and show [off] just how badass your truck is! Shit, why stop at bridges, who needs the map?! Your truck is also the pinnacle of interdimensional travel! Just keep going in one direction and you'll eventually travel out of the game's boundar[ies], an endless void of nothingness that Exdeath himself will call PARADISE!
SomecallmeJohnny's rant in his review of Big Rigs.

"The fact that you can exceed the speed of light with a semi going on reverse is finally proof that Einstein was just a quack who didn't know what the hell he was talking about. The concepts of inertia and friction are also complete bollocks, since nothing will ever slow you down and the very second you let go of the reverse button, you'll go from whatever number of millions of miles you were patient enough to reach, back to zero... instantly."
Hardcore Gaming 101 review.

"Buy this game or don't buy it. Do whatever you want with you life, but just remember this fact and this is a fact.....YOU'RE WINNER."
Rabbid Luigi "Top 10 worst games of all time"

"Now, I've heard a lot about this game...none of it was good."