: "There's no point in resisting. Throw down your weapons and hand over your ship!" Valuan Soldier
: "Imbeciles! What do you think the two of you can do against the five of us? Take them down!" *A gunshot rings out and a bullet hits the soldier in the head. The camera cuts to a man holding a smoking pistol* Dyne
: "I think you miscounted. I only see four of you.
"You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
"What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day."
"The hero is supposed to get there late!"
It is sudden. The battlefield is filled with explosions and falling drop pods, the beleagured defenders of mankind cheer as they watch the stark armored figures emerge in their wrath. The forces of darkness despair as they know their doom is nigh, the Angels of Death come for them on wings of fire.
"Did you have a pleasant rest, waiting for the most dramatic moment to strike?"
"GYAHAHA!! GYAHAHA!! GYAHA!! GYAHA!! GYAHAHAHA!! Are you some kind of prince who swoops in to save the girl when she's in a pinch!?"
You don't have the scopes probably, over in Scaryhellsburg or wherever, but me and Harth used to watch the Western ones all the time. They had a tradition. They called it the "last stand." ERIN:
Yeah, I watched those, too. They had another tradition I liked.
(Panel shows Erin and at least a dozen police vehicles) ERIN:
They called it the cavalry.
"Get it out of the way so we can concentrate on being big goddamn heroes."
Oh Dora dear, sweet Dora dear, Keep courage up and chin held high! The stalwart sons of old P. U. Are here at hand to do or die!
"Heroes always arrive late."
"All of a sudden, some guys rushed into the room."
Sorry to keep you waiting.
(Empress has Joseph on the ropes, but an unknown man shows up.) ???
: Looking lame, JoJo. You're getting old. Joseph
: N..No..way! Yo...you're... ???
: Looks like you're doing well! Joseph
! Double Shock! To meet you as if you were a ghost on the mortal plane. Wait, just a single shock.
Woah, woah, I didn't know Dan Aykroyd was in this picture!
"I figured I'd wait for you all to be in trouble and then I'd make an awesome heroic entrance. Pretty cool, right?"