Quotes: Betterthanstrawberry

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NOW I SEE ANGLES EVERYWHERE
EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
AND I WOULD TRY TO FIND THE APPROXIMATE VALUE OF THE DEGREES
AND I WOULD ENJOY IT

You are incorrect. Have a Minuteman.note 

I have refused to pass on my parents' genes. Therefore, I must make up for it by looking more well-educated than I actually am. I am, however, dumber than a dumb brick. Therefore, I must learn.

Those who miss the meeting on Friday will be treated like kings. Edward II, to be precise.

Fine - my interpretation of Bruno Mars' Just the Way You Are as a heartwarming tale of a mad scientist and his reality-warping eldritch creation seems to have bothered some people I texted for some reason. :/

Bacteria are cool! My youngest sister wants kids after marriage but fears childbirth, so she should probably be bacteria.

"Apology for being late - my postillion has been struck by lightning."
Should you happen to highlight this with the expectation that it made more sense in context, then I would like to offer my apology.

I hail from the far reaches of darkening constellations. I float among the mortals, showering the realm with a sickly glow of otherworldly beings.

Human beings are clearly meant to love and adore mathematics in all its glory. Just as we planned.