Quotes / Better Than a Bare Bulb

"...much of the dialogue in my comics are born simply from my characters pointing out the flaws in my own logic."
Dan Shive, in The Rant for El Goonish Shive

"What I'm doing is wrong, I know it's wrong, but I'm going to do it anyway."

"I am an evil overlord getting ready for the final battle with my sub-boss squad after clipping all the plot coupons and nailing down my heel turn! I have no time for lampshades! Just hang them somewhere or do whatever you want."
Jade, dismissing a shipping error, Queen of All Oni

"[Cogburn] is so clearly ripped off C-3PO that at one point Mark Wahlberg says to him "Oi! C-3PO ripoff!" — because Michael Bay's idea of "funny" is to do something profoundly stupid and then point at it and say it out loud."