Quotes: Beethoven Was an Alien Spy

The Palindrome: Nobody has a phased polaron cannon.
The Middleman: I do.
The Palindrome: But that's impossible, Niels Bohr died while building it...
The Middleman/The Palindrome: ... in 1962.
The Middleman: Ah, Bohr. He's anything but. You should see the Christmas card he sent me last year. What a gas.
The Middleman, "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome"

Yes, I found a plausible explanation for televangelist-mode god bothering. It involves Cthulhu.

I set up a sandstone marker, and since I knew Dvorak came from Catholic people, I scratched into the stone the sign of the cross. Jesus, from the Milky Way. Another glim. Hard to kill.
A Dry, Quiet War by Tony Daniel