The Palindrome: Nobody has a phased polaron cannon.
The Middleman: I do.
The Palindrome: But that's impossible, Niels Bohr died while building it...
The Middleman/The Palindrome: ... in 1962.
The Middleman: Ah, Bohr. He's anything but. You should see the Christmas card he sent me last year. What a gas.
The Middleman, "The Palindrome Reversal Palindrome"
Yes, I found a plausible explanation for televangelist-mode god bothering. It involves Cthulhu.