[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->This is bad news.
-->-- '''Toriko''', meeting ''[[{{Unicorn}} one-horned]] [[MixAndMatchCritters bears]]'' during the ''Manga/OnePiece X Manga/{{Toriko}}'' crossover


[[folder:Fan Works]]

->Your battleship is ours. Your bodyguards are dead. You’re surrounded. And we have a bear.
-->-- '''Shepard''', ''Fanfic/{{Vigil}}''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->A bear doesn't love! They don't think! They don't feel! They're thieves!
-->-- '''Kenai''', ''Disney/BrotherBear''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.
-->-- '''Brian Fantana''', ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy''

->'''Hobo:''' Well Abby, can I tell you something about bears?\\
'''Abby:''' Sure.\\
'''Hobo:''' The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're like a mile away, but if you get inside their circle, they will maul you. If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull... your eyes, your nose, your lips, everything.\\
'''Abby:''' Wow. Didn't know bears could be so vicious.
-->-- ''Film/HoboWithAShotgun''

->Stranger Danger: keep your eyes down, there's a sort of bear over there. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Probably]] [[DownplayedTrope selling]] [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight something]].
-->-- '''Mr. Brown''', ''Film/{{Paddington}}''



->No Andalite accustomed to our more pacific animal life could possibly understand what a grizzly bear charge means. Even most humans would fail to imagine it. Grizzly bears are not lithe and graceful like the big cats. They are more like dogs. They move with a rolling, lopsided gait that at first seems almost tentative, as if they might stop at any moment.\\
But then you begin to realize how large they are. And you begin to realize that, awkward or not, they are [[LightningBruiser very fast]]. And you begin to realize that you are puny, pathetic, weak and insignificant. [[OhCrap You begin to realize]] that this bear, [[TheJuggernaut this rolling, shaggy, unstoppable monster, can kill you from the mere impact of his shoulder hitting you.]]
-->-- '''Ax''' on Rachel's favourite combat morph, ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}: The Experiment''

->"The thing about a bear," his father had always said, "is that it can move as silently as breath. It could be watching you from ten paces away and you'd never know. Against a bear you have no defenses. You can't run faster. You can't climb higher. You can't fight it on your own. All you can do is learn its ways, and try to persuade it that you're neither threat nor prey."
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheChroniclesOfAncientDarkness Wolf Brother]]''


[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Spike''': A bear! You made a bear!\\
'''Buffy''': I didn't mean to!\\
'''Spike''': Undo it! Undo it!
-->-- ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''

->And, ladies and gentlemen, the number one threat to America... BEARS!
-->-- '''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->I do fear bears. They're giant, marauding, godless killing machines.
-->-- '''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->I believe all God's creatures have a soul... except bears, bears are godless killing machines!
-->-- '''Creator/StephenColbert''', ''Series/TheColbertReport''

->Bears, [[TrademarkFavoriteFood beets]]... ''Series/{{Battlestar Galactica|2003}}''.
-->-- '''Jim Halpert'''[='s=] imitation of Dwight, ''Series/{{The Office|US}}''


[[folder:Tabletop Games]]

->Don't try to outrun one of Dominaria's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks down the tree and eats you.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=83115 "Grizzly Bears"]][[note]]And they're pretty mediocre, as bears go[[/note]]



-->-- [[MemeticMutation The most famous piece of]] [[OverlyNarrowSuperlative stage direction ever]], from ''Theatre/TheWintersTale''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->Battle ''bears?'' B-E-A-R-S?
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeTakei''' has the idea of the Soviet War Bear explained to him, ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3'' outtakes

->Never trust a... ''BEAR!!''
-->-- '''Tresdin the Legion Commander''' after defeating bear-like heroes, ''VideoGame/{{Dota 2}}''

-> We interrupt this broadcast for a PublicServiceAnnouncement: Don't feed the Yao Guai. That is all.
-->-- '''Three Dog''', ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}''

->Kid can't hunt a grizzly, thing'll eat him alive.
-->-- '''John Marston''', ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption''

->H-he's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!
-->-- '''The Scout''' on the Heavy, ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2''


[[folder:Visual Novels]]

->I'd better warn you: I have no compassion, sympathy, or pity. That's because I'm a bear.
-->-- '''[[BigBad Monokuma/Monobear]]''', ''Franchise/DanganRonpa''



->I'm pretty sure the survival strategy for a polar bear encounter is "don't encounter a polar bear."
-->-- '''Dan Shive''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''

->A bear. Of course it's a bear. Why would I have thought it would be anything other than a bear.
-->-- '''[[http://www.star-crossedcomic.com/fnr/fnr_1_22.html Stephen Colbert]]''', ''WebComic/FakeNewsRumble''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->Being a gigantic bear is nature's way of saying, "Fuck off!"
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', "[[http://www.cracked.com/article_18837_7-superpowered-animal-senses-you-wont-believe-are-possible.html 7 Superpowered Animal Senses You Won't Believe Are Possible]]"

->Honestly, if a stranger were to fuck with a bear, that'd probably be the last time you heard from that stranger anyway.
-->-- '''Creator/BradJones''', ''WebVideo/DVDRHell's [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh "Too Smart for Strangers"]]''

->[[color:green:>Walk into Gamestop.]]\\
[[color:green:>Purchase game.]]\\
[[color:green:>Walk back to car.]]\\
[[color:green:>Open case.]]\\
[[color:green:>Disc is a bear.]]\\
[[color:green:>Attack it with my claws.]]\\
[[color:green:>I am also a bear.]]\\
-->-- [[Website/FourChan /v/]]'s most common variation of the "FUCKING GAMESTOP" [[MemeticMutation meme]]

->'''Nick:''' That's a scary-ass bear!\\
'''Brad:''' That's, like, a ''Film/{{Jaws}}''-sized bear! \\
'''Nick:''' That's not even a bear. That's like a monster bear. What the fuck...
-->-- ''Podcast/FourPlayerPodcast'' upon meeting The Bear from ''VideoGame/Condemned2Bloodshot'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixvh-8W1OS8 "Holy Crap That's a Bear!"]]

->'''Kathleen:''' I just have this completely rational fear of bears.\\
'''Gramm:''' Explain.\\
'''Kathleen:''' Well, let's see. Why don't I list off everything that makes me afraid of bears, and we'll take off anything that seems unreasonable. Bears are very large, they have giant teeth and claws, they have been known to maul humans, they can crush a human skull in their jaws, and if they can be taught to dance, I'm pretty sure they can be taught to do kung-fu, and that would fuck you up.
-->-- ''WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun'', [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/29/OMG-Bears/QT "OMG! Bears!"]]

->Number one, it's a bear. Number two, it's a bear. Number three, and probably most important... HOLY SHIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! IT'S A GODDAMNED BEAR!
-->-- '''Nash''' pointing out the flaws in a man's crazed attempt to murder his ex-girlfriend, ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->Watch out for bears... To them, you are spaghetti dinner.
-->-- The main theme to ''WesternAnimation/PerfectHairForever''

->Bears are crazy, [[Music/WillieNelson Willie]]. They'll bite your head if you're wearing steak on it.
-->-- '''Space Ghost''', ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast''

->Bear? Is the bear back? [[WhatMeasureIsAMook We've already lost one intern!]]
-->-- '''Bridgette''', ''[[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Total Drama World Tour]]'', "Aftermath Aftermayhem"


[[folder:Real Life]]

->Acid was always [[TheStoner my]] [[MushroomSamba favorite drug.]] When we would do acid, we'd go out into the woods, because there was less chance of running into an authority figure -- but we ran into a bear, and that was an even ''bigger'' buzzkill...
-->-- '''Creator/MitchHedberg'''