Quotes / Beard of Sorrow

Dilbert: Do you think I should grow a beard while unemployed?
Dogbert: That's a great idea, a beard sends a message about who you are. I assume you already have a shopping cart and filthy rags.

Marc Antony: (snapping Vorenus from his depression) Look at the fucking state of you.
Pullo: It's mourning dress sir.
Marc Antony: Mourn? You may well mourn. Caesar is dead, and it's as good as you who held the knife...Stand to fucking attention when I'm talking to you!