Quotes: Batter Up

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"

"Once, the signature crack of this equipment conjured images of America's pastime. Now, it has evolved into the brutal chorus of a thugsong."
baseball bat weapon description, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

"Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in? BOINK."
The Scout, Team Fortress 2

"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What gives me joy? Baseball!"
Al Capone, The Untouchables

Dalek in Ian Chesterton's classroom: SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LE-VEL THREE!
Ace: Who are you calling "small"!? *whales the tar out of the Dalek with a baseball bat that's been upgraded into an energy mace*
Dalek! UN-DER AT-TACK! *Ace knocks off the eyepiece* MY VI-SION IS IM-PAIRED!