Quotes / Batter Up!

"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see. Now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!"

"Once, the signature crack of this equipment conjured images of America's pastime. Now, it has evolved into the brutal chorus of a thugsong."
baseball bat weapon description, Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines

"Ey, is somebody keepin' track of my heads batted in? BOINK."
The Scout, Team Fortress 2

"For it's one, two, three strikes you're dead at the old ball game!"

"A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms. What are mine? What draws my admiration? What gives me joy? Baseball!"
Al Capone, The Untouchables

Dalek in Ian Chesterton's classroom: SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LE-VEL THREE!
Ace: Who are you calling "small"!? *whales the tar out of the Dalek with a baseball bat that's been upgraded into an energy mace*
Dalek! UN-DER AT-TACK! *Ace knocks off the eyepiece* MY VI-SION IS IM-PAIRED!

Teddy fuckin' Williams knocks it out of the park! Fenway Park on its feet for Teddy fuckin' Ballgame! He went yardo on that one, out to fuckin' Lansdowne Street!
Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz right after clubbing a Nazi to death, Inglourious Basterds

"In America we say stick like this: base-ball bat. Which is very good for hitting knees and stomachs! "
Sporty Goon, Kick-Ass

''Over a hundred thousand baseball bats are sold in Russia every year. And about fifty baseballs. What do think the real national sport is?"
Akan, Hardcore Henry