Quotes / Baleful Polymorph

Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.

And you're having a ball, oh yes,
You're doing it all
Your filthy world's complete.
Then your face, it contorts
into that of a horse
And you've got no more hands and feet.
Watch your paradise turn into Hell.
You've got to buck it up.
You seek and you smell.
Oh well.
Doctor Steel, "Donkey Town"

Pit: Not this guy!
Palutena: An Eggplant Wizard.
Pit: But I don't wanna be an eggplant again!

Maybe the Wabbajack is the Book of Knowledge. Maybe I'm smarter because I know cats can be bats can be rats can be hats can be gnats can be thats can be thises. And that doors can be boars can be snores can be floors can be roars can be spores can be yours can be mine. I must be smart, for the interconnective system is very clear to me. Then why, or wherefore do people keep calling me mad?
Wabbajack. Wabbajack. Wabbajack.

Meryl: The rabbit spell. Yeah, it was a funny prank the first ten or twelve time I fell for it at Deadgrave's.
Jim: It's not a prank. It's a combat control strategy that also happens to be incredibly hilarious.

Yes! You will all be turned into vermin. And some of you will be fish! Yeah, you in the back will be fish!
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Gingerbread"

Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
Palace Guard, The Emperor's New Groove

Jimmy: There was once among the Mockers a thief known as the Grey Cat, for his stealth was unmatched. He was given to bold theft and filched some bauble from a magician who viewed the deed with considerable disfavor.
Laurie: What became of him?
Jimmy: He's now the grey cat.

Le Guin draws a clear line between merely taking the form of an animal or object and truly becoming that thing. This dichotomy admits two important things about Changing in Le Guin’s world: one, that it is a useful tool, and that humans are not superior in all ways to the creatures with which they share the world; and two, that the danger to a wizard is not losing his natural race or species, but instead losing himself, losing who he is. A bear is not necessarily less than human, but a human is not meant to live as a bear.

The Sheepinator! One of my favorites...
Dr. Nefarious, Ratchet & Clank (2016)