Quotes: Baldur's Gate
"This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain down beatings liberally on the wizard for playing such a trick!"
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
"Just Following Orders" is an coward's excuse!
— Dorn Il-Khan
— Jon Irenicus
"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"