"This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain down beatings liberally on the wizard for playing such a trick!"
"Stand and deliver, that my hamster might have a better look at you!"
"Just Following Orders" is an coward's excuse!
— Dorn Il-Khan
"No, you'll warrant no villain's exposision from me!"
— Jon Irenicus