Quotes / Bald of Awesome

Taller than your hair.
Urban Dictionary on baldness

Krillin: All great fighters shave their heads! Look at Master Roshi!
Master Roshi: No. I'm naturally bald.

Nappa: I'm beautiful in my way,
Kami makes no mistakes,
I'm on the right track, baby,
I am bald this way!
Krillin: Don't fill yourself with regret,
Just power up and you're set,
You're on the right track, baby,
Yeah you're bald this way!
Hathor: You, with the crown of marble!
Col. O'Neill: [to Hammond] She might mean you, sir.
Stargate SG-1, She did mean Hammond who is indeed bald.

Bull:(to bald guy trying to order a toupee over the phone): Don't be a jerk. (Gestures to his own scalp) This drives women wild!
Man: Really?
Bull: In high school, I didn't play basketball...because I couldn't find the time.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.
Matthew Arnold