->''The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.''
-->--DaveBarry

->'''Peralta:''' You slept in your office and you look exactly the same. How?\\
'''Captain Holt:''' What are you talking about? My hair is a mess.
-->--''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

----