Quotes / Badass Mustache

If you can look at this picture and tell me that this isn't one of the sweetest photos of a dude with a 'stache that you've ever seen, then you obviously need to learn a little something about facial hair and being awesome.

This mustache proves I'm great!
Mung Daal, Chowder

"Rugged. Self-assured. Adult. These are the words that describe the man who wears a mustache."

Just leave right now and you won't have to face the awesome wrath of our mustaches.

“I won’t publicly endorse a product unless I use it exclusively and I really believe in it. My only official recommendations are U.S. Army-issued mustache trimmers, Morton’s Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two-inch-style oscillating knife blade.”
Everything you need to know about Ron F***ing Swanson

My moustache was cut by laser!
Looks so sharp, avert your gazes!
Think your beard is so flash?
You cannot handle this 'tache!

...They are impressive, though, aren't they? My whiskers? Ha ha! I've not shaved since my first battle. And have I ever lost? No! Not even once! Ergo, my moustache makes me invincible. It's science, my boy - science!
Cervantes, Fire Emblem Awakening