Quotes / Badass Longcoat

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    Comic Books 

When in doubt, fuck up any cunt not wearin' a coat.
Billy Butcher, The Boys

Constantine: Just what the world's been waiting for. The Charge of the Trenchcoat Brigade.
The Stranger: I heard that, John Constantine.

    Film - Live-Action 

Wraith: I'm not Bradley, Victor. I'm not scared of your creepy black coat.
Creed: You should be. Dukes was.

    Literature 

She wore her ruffianly greatcoat, caped and cuffed and quite staggeringly heavy, of moleish dusky wool, with rather fewer silver buttons than designed. It hung to her heels. With the wooden spoon she brandished, striding and swirling, it gave rather a Dulle Griet air of absurd panache, of rag-and-bone fantastical swagger: so boldly did I fight, me boys, although I'm but a wench.

    Live-Action TV 

Doyle: He likes playing the hero. Walking off into the dark, his long coat flowing behind him in that mysterious and attractive way.
Cordelia: Is this a private moment? 'Cause I could leave you alone.
Doyle: I'm not saying I'm attracted.... Maybe I'm a little attracted.
Angel

Spike: You have no idea what I had to go through to get this jacket.
Angel: You stripped it off the body of a dead Slayer.
Spike: Which gives it great sentimental value.
Angel, "The Girl in Question"

Boy: So when am I gonna meet the Equalizer? You told me I was gonna see him.
Harley Gage: Will you get off this Equalizer kick for me. That's all you ever talk about. What's he got that I haven't got?
Boy: A trench coat.

It's a duster. It's like a jacket, only longer, thicker and far more bad-ass!
Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation"

John: Oh please, can we not do this, this time.
Sherlock: Do what?
John: You being all mysterious with your... cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
Sherlock: ...I don't do that.
John: Yeah you do.

    Video Games 

I do not expect you to perform as well as Agent Hermann, but the mission will require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our baggy coats that make us look bigger than we really are.
Anna Navarre, Deus Ex

I think I got blood on my coat...
Varric, Dragon Age II

Handcrafted outerlayer. Warm, tough, and tells Wolves and everyone else you are not to be trifled with.
— Wolfskin Coat item description, The Long Dark

    Web Original 

Player: You're not better than us!
Kirito: My sweet-ass coat begs to differ.
Player: Damn, he's got us there...

Yami: Now, Kaiba. Feel the wrath of my pointy hair!
Kaiba: Your pointy hair is no match for my coat-tail of doom!
Yami: Urgh!

Put on a trenchcoat and fight some conspiracies...
Yahtzee's lyrics to the Deus Ex theme

Kyle: Wait! Get me a trenchcoat.
Ethan: Black?
Kyle: Does this look like a tan trenchcoat situation to you?


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