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There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless.
— Cairne Bloodhoof to Warchief Thrall, Warcraft III
You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't.
874 Years Old
2 Feet Tall
Profession: Great Warrior
Green Lantern:: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age!
Static: The miracles of modern medicine, sixty-five is the new thirty!
— Justice League Unlimited: "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"
IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! RONALD REAGAN BROKE MY LEGS!
— A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, Shortpacked!
I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.
— Wil Andersen, The Cowboys
What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill.
— Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good.
— "Aged Swordsman," folk song
Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
Jack: I didn't have a chance at winning...
Gerald: Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman years before you were born.
I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else!
— Ric Flair, WWE Monday Night Raw
I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago.
— William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead
Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go!
— Galuf, Final Fantasy V
Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren.
— President Bartlet, The West Wing
Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!
— Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper.
— Frogfucius, Bowser's Kingdom episode 9, after hitting one of the Karate Duo Number One with a cane
I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am.
— Wess, Mother 3
Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, why was it created in the first place?
— Lu-Tze, Thief of Time
Dunstan: Tristan, he's 97 years old.
Tristan: Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it.
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