"For the Japanese version of Phantasy Star Portable 2, Yum and Sega made both KFC and Pizza Hut (which Yum also owns) an integral part of a fantastical world, billions of light-years away from our own...When it came to hawking KFC, though, Yum would not be satisfied with some measly magical boxes and a couple of life-giving chain stores. The Colonel deserves better. The Colonel will not be denied. The Colonel will accept nothing less than total dominance. The Colonel will be an ass-kicking playable character with a supernatural cane, or he will be nothing."
There's no need to coddle me, boy. I may be old, but I'm not helpless.
— Cairne Bloodhoof to Warchief Thrall, Warcraft III
You punks gota realize, these 70 year old guys, most of them have been in a war, and you haven't.
874 Years Old
2 Feet Tall
Green Lantern:: Last time I saw you, you were too young to drive. You look good for your age!
Static: The miracles of modern medicine. Sixty-five is the new thirty!
— Justice League Unlimited: "The Once And Future Thing, Part 2"
IT WAS REAGAN, I TELL YOU! RONALD REAGAN BROKE MY LEGS!
— A Would-Be Robber, after being put in an ambulance by Patriotism, Shortpacked!
I'm thirty years older than you are. I had my back broke once, and my hip twice. And on my worst day I could beat the hell out of you.
— Wil Andersen, The Cowboys
What I learned today is that really old wizards don't get that way by being easy to kill.
— Black Mage, 8-Bit Theater
Old swordsmen get to be that way by being very good.
— "Aged Swordsman," folk song
Duke: What you lookin' at old man?
Walt: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
Jack: I didn't have a chance at winning...
Gerald: Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman years before you were born.
I may have lost a step along the way, but I'm still two steps ahead of everybody else!
I was too old for this shit fifteen years ago.
— William "Bill" Overbeck, Left 4 Dead
Come on! When I was your age, we crossed burning sand every day and liked it! Let's go!
— Galuf, Final Fantasy V
Don't ever underestimate the will of a grandfather. We're madmen. We don't give a damn. We got here long before you and they'll be here after. We'll make enemies. We'll break laws. We'll break bones, but you will not mess with the grandchildren.
— President Bartlet, The West Wing
Now let me show you how we brought the pain in my day!
— Jetfire, Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Do not think that just because I am old, that I can't whoop your ass, young grasshopper.
I'd like to join the search, but they told me to stay here because I'm old. Seems nobody's aware of just how strong I really am.
— Wess, Mother 3
Rule One: Never act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man!
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, why was it created in the first place?
— Lu-Tze, Thief of Time
Dunstan: Tristan, he's 97 years old.
Tristan: Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it?
Malevolent Masked Man: I am surprised. It was quite easy to break into this room. Despite it being the office - or better, the personal room - of the captain-commander of the Gotei 13. Isn't security a bit too soft?
Yamamoto: There is no need to worry. I am here. There is no better security than this.
You're threatening me? That's a laugh... I'm 79 years old. I've got one kidney, one ball and one lung. I take Viagra just to keep from peeing on my shoes, and you're threatening me? Who are you frightening?
— Uncle Lonnie, Action
Harry: So if I go back in time and kill my grandfather, what happens?
Vadderung: He beats you senseless, I suspect.
Sergeant Eilye Jeyne: If you seriously think this'll be a fight, then maybe you should start thinking about retiring, old man.
Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Watch it, soldier, or I'll "old man" you into the ground.