Yamamoto: There is no need to worry. I am here. There is no better security than this.
Walt: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me.
Tristan: Well that's given him plenty of time to practice, hasn't it?
2 Feet Tall
Profession: Great Warrior
Rule 19: Always remember Rule One and ask yourself, why was it created in the first place?
Vadderung: He beats you senseless, I suspect.
Warmaster Forgal Kernsson: Watch it, soldier, or I'll "old man" you into the ground.
Gerald: Of course not, fool. I was a swordsman years before you were born.
Chris: He is kind of the absolute best guy at being old as hell and still looking like he could destroy whatever he wanted without much effort. He does it as Gandalf, too. If I saw Ian McKellen and Clint Eastwood walking down the street, I would cross to the other side double-quick.
[...] Hydrick made his second big TV appearance, on the show That's My Line. Hosted by Bob Barker, Line was That's Incredible! in all but name, but this performance contained one important element the first performance hadn't — James Randi. Possibly best described as Richard Dawkins playing Santa Claus at the office party, Randi’s made a career out of the casually methodical destruction of what he calls "Flim-Flam." Psychics, dowsers, faith healers; all have seen their claims crushed beneath Randi's tiny feet, as he brushes off their tricks and excuses like one would a cider-filled bluebottle from a shoulder at a summer picnic. At this point, Randi — billed as The Amazing Randi, the stage-name from his days as a professional magician — is 35 years into his life-long crusade, almost twice as long as Hydrick's been alive.