Quotes / Badass Beard

Chris: So Lionel kidnaps Tess and straps her to a table in one last tribute to this show's unceasing titillation, but even a bondaged Lutessa can't compete with John Glover's Final Form Hair and Beard.
David: He has a magnificent beard here, it absolutely matches the glory of his hair. It's really nice to see that they didn't welch on the glory of his mane for his final appearance.
Chris: It's... I mean, I don't even know how to describe it. "Majestic" and "Dominating" seem inadequate. Our words are too small for such a thing.
David: John Glover's follicles are the true New Gods in the Smallville Universe. Everything they touch turns to myth.
Chris Sims and David Uzumeri on Smallville, "Finale"

"There is an old Redguard proverb: A man is only as great as the beard that wears him. A full and healthy beard carries with it a sense of great honor and wisdom. Also, crumbs."

"Does my beard intimidate you?"
Gordon Freeman, Freeman's Mind

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