David: He has a magnificent beard here, it absolutely matches the glory of his hair. It’s really nice to see that they didn’t welch on the glory of his mane for his final appearance.
Chris: It’s… I mean, I don’t even know how to describe it. “Majestic” and “Dominating” seem inadequate. Our words are too small for such a thing.
David: John Glover’s follicles are the true New Gods in the Smallville Universe. Everything they touch turns to myth.