Quotes: Bad Writing Index
"I am... The Bee Keeper!
"Oh my God, I WROTE that..."
"You can't just go filling plot holes with bullshit!"
"Why? Because the plot says so!"
"And Giggli or Gigli
, or whatever the (bleep
) they call it / I call it a piece of crap / Took ten bucks from my wallet. I mean, seriously? Whatever happened to strong characters, believable dialogue, and following a three-act story arc? Damn!"
"Get away from the book by any means you can. Or, if you've been unfortunate enough to pay money for it already, fling it against the wall. It'll make a really satisfying thwack! when it hits. Just make sure no pets or toddlers are in the way."