Sorting Hat: I can see you learned quite well all the cunning you could ever need during your last stay in Slytherin.
Tom Riddle: What are you doing, Hat?
Sorting Hat: You already show commendable loyalty and you certainly strive toward academic achievements without needing any urging. And while you have plenty of courage... you might benefit from learning that being straightfoward in some dealings isn't all bad.
Tom Riddle: No!
Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!
Evil? Your evil is my good. I am Sutekh the Destroyer. Where I tread I leave nothing but dust and darkness. I find that good.
—Sutekh the Destroyer, Doctor Who, Pyramids of Mars
Lex Luthor: Bizarro. Superman is your best friend! Do you understand?
Bizarro: Bizarro understand. Superman am friend! Bizarro must KILL him!
Lex Luthor: Bizarro, you despise me right?
Bizarro: Uh-huh. Bizarro hate Luthor. Me do anything for him.
Lex Luthor: Good—I mean, bad! Anyway, take care of those monks.
Robbie Rotten: They want to me to give up the only life I've ever had / But it's so, so good to be bad!
—LazyTown, "Good to be Bad" song
Ewww, it's just so fluffy... it's repulsive... My eyes! My eyes!
So farewell, hope; and with hope farewell, fear;
Farewell, remorse! all good to me is lost;
Evil, be thou my good!
—Satan, Paradise Lost
When your name is Evil
Bad is good, or so you'd think
But you're so very wrong—
But being wrong is right
So then you're good again
Which is the evilest thing of all...
Evil: Suddenly, I feel very, very good.
Robert: Oh, I'm sorry, Master.
Evil: No, it'll pass, it'll pass.
Good can't help but do a little evil,
Evil can't help but do a little good...
— Tom Waits
Harper Finkel: Alex, do you know what's going on? They put this good citizenship award on your locker!
Alex Russo: A good citizenship award? That's low!
Alex Russo: Really? You think I'm an evil genius? That's so sweet.
I'm bad, and that's good.
I'll never be good, and that's not bad.
There's no one I'd rather be...than me.
—The Bad-Anon Bad Guy Affirmation, Wreck-It Ralph
Chief Meanie: Are the troops in readiness?
Max: Yes, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie: (enraged) WHAAAAAAAT?! WE Meanies only take NO for an answer! Is that understood, Max?
Max: No, Your Blueness!
Chief Meanie: Thaaaat's better....
The Captain: Do you really consider yourselves Evil?
Ilwrath: Ha! Evil! Of Course We're Evil!
Ilwrath: Dogar And Kazon Would Never Reward A Less-Than-Hideously Evil Species With Their Baleful Grace.
Ilwrath: Why We Are The Very Definition Of Evil!
Ilwrath: Everything About Us, Within And Without, Reeks Of Heinous Deeds, Deceit And Treachery!
Ilwrath: Even Our House Pets Are Rather Evil.
The Captain: But `evil' is that which is morally bad or wrong. And if your actions are judged by your society as correct, aren't you, in fact, good?
Ilwrath: Hmmm... We ARE All Evil.
Ilwrath: We All Behave In A Mutually Agreed-Upon Fashion Of Murder, Torture, Deceit And So Forth.
Ilwrath: Our Uniform Acceptance Of This Heinous Credo Creates An Orderly And Cooperative Society
Ilwrath: Which Hardly Seems Evil.
Ilwrath: Evil Is Doing Things That Make Others Hurt Or Fear.
Ilwrath: We ALL Do That, Of Course.
Ilwrath: But Since We ALL Do Such Things, As Sanctioned By Our Culture,
Ilwrath: It Would Be `Bad' To Do Otherwise.
Ilwrath: Which Means...
Ilwrath: Puny Hu-Man, Do Not Play With Words! You Anger Both Dogar And Kazon! Now You Must Die!
He had a horrible fairness of the intellect that made me despair of his soul. A common, harmless atheist would have denied that religion produced humility or humility a simple joy: but he admitted both. He only said, "But shall I not find in evil a life of its own? Granted that for every woman I ruin one of those red sparks will go out: will not the expanding pleasure of ruin..."
"Do you see that fire?" I asked. "If we had a real fighting democracy, some one would burn you in it; like the devil-worshipper that you are."
"Perhaps," he said, in his tired, fair way. "Only what you call evil I call good."
— G. K. Chesterton, "The Diabolist", in Tremendous Trifles