Quotes / Badass Preacher

And now, O Kings, be ye wise. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth! Serve the LORD with fear, and rejoice with trembling! Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be swiftly kindled. Amen.
Father Alexander Anderson, Hellsing

You mess with God, you mess with me! (fires six shotgun blasts into the villain's face) I will not tolerate you messin' with me!''
Preacher Man Bob, Buttcrack

The Lord commands me to turn the other cheek, Amen, but I only have two cheeks.
Evangelist Pete Spackman

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!
— Attributed to chaplain at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941

Let me preach His name!
Imperial Guard priest, Dawn of War

Seth Gekko: So what are you: a faithless preacher, or a mean motherfuckin' servant of God?
Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean... mmm hmm... servant of God.

A shepherd must tend to his flock, especially when they have grown… unruly.
Father Grigori, Half-Life 2

Lava quod est sordium! In nomine Dei, sana quod est saucium!

Book: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

God has mercy. I don't.
The Priest, Machete

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost, I'll fuckin' do you!" *headbutt*

Our religious fella Reverend Ray is like Lee Marvin got Brokeback Mountain with Clint Eastwood, somehow managed to get him pregnant and gave birth to the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. Who then became a preacher to repent for being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth. And then decided, actually, God wanted him to use being the hardest son of a bitch who ever walked the Earth for a Higher Purpose.
—Description of Reverend Ray from the Eurogamer review of Call of Juarez

This is it! This is what I've been prayin' for! I'm weary of this gilded world! All glitter! no soul!

It's Super Pope!

I kick arse for The Lord!
Father McGruder, Dead Alive

The grace of God knows no bounds, but my mercy has some practical limitations.

"It is one thing to forgive a slap across my cheek, but an insult to the Lord requires... no, it demands correction."
Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas

"I do not enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it is just a chore, like any other. Practiced hands make for short work, and the Good Lord knows there is much to be done here."
Joshua Graham, Fallout: New Vegas

"I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around me. I fell down into that dark chasm, but the flame burned on and on."
Joshua Graham, explaining how he survived being set on fire and thrown down the Grand Canyon.

"I have been baptised twice, once in water, once in flames. I will carry the fire of The Holy Spirit inside until I stand before my Lord for Judgement."
Joshua Graham, opening narration of the Honest Hearts trailer.

"Show no mercy to any White Legs we may come across. Make no mistake about why we are here. This is an extermination."
Joshua Graham, his preferred method of dealing with enemies.

I am now your leader and your government-but I remain your Father and priest and doctor just as always.
Father De Klerk, Missionary, on taking ccmmand of native partisans.
Walter Lord, Lonely Vigil: Coastwatchers of the Solomons.

I will kill. I will let live. I will harm and heal. None will escape me. None will escape my sight.
Be crushed.
I welcome those who have grown old and those who have lost.
Devote yourself to me, learn from me, and obey me.
Rest. Do not forget song, do not forget prayer, and do not forget me.
I am light and relieve you of all your burdens.
Do not pretend. Retribution for forgiveness, betrayal for trust, despair for hope, darkness for light, dark death for the living.
Relief is in my hands. I will add oil to your sins and leave a mark.
Eternal life is given through death.
— Ask for forgiveness here. I, the incarnation, will swear.
— Kyrie eleison
Kotomine Kirei, Fate/stay night

Count de Magpyr: An axe isn't a holy symbol, you silly man!
Mightily Oats: Oh. Then let's make it one.

"The future is in the hands of God, my son... But you'd better run along quickly because the present might well be in my feet."
Don Camillo, in one of Giovannino Guareschi's Don Camillo short stories.

Woe to the man who leads my flock astray. For If I am not their shepherd... then I must be the wolf.''
Pastor Jerome Jeffries, Far Cry 5 Trailer

The power of my FIST compels you!
Friar Godofredo, Legend Quest