Quotes / Baby Language

The Doctor: No! He's your dad! You can't just call him "Not Mum"!
Craig: Not Mum?!
The Doctor: That's you.
Alfie: [gurgles]
The Doctor: "Also Not Mum"; that's me. And everybody else is... [leans closer to Alfie]
Alfie: [babbles]
The Doctor: ..."Peasants". That's unfortunate.
Doctor Who, "Closing Time"

The Doctor: (to Melody Pond) Really, you should call her "mummy", not "big milk thing".
Amy: Okay, what are you doing?
The Doctor: I speak baby.
Amy: No, you don't.
The Doctor: I speak everything.
Doctor Who, "A Good Man Goes To War"

The Doctor: Your dad's trying his best, you know.
Stormageddon: (gurgles)
The Doctor: Yes, I know. It's not his fault he doesn't have mammary glands.
Stormageddon: (babbles)
The Doctor: No, neither do I!
Doctor Who, "Closing Time"

Dorothy: I know babies can't talk.
Rose: Yes, they can! It's just that they're only understood by other babies. And advanced civilizations far, far away.
Dorothy: Like where, Vero Beach?
The Golden Girls, "And Then There Was One"
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