Quotes / Babies Ever After

Kermit:I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
Rowlf: The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
Both: I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Kermit: Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
Rowlf: The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!
Kermit: (spoken) Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don't have feet!
Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that.... 2, 3, 4!
—- The Muppet Movie

"She, too has three children in the future, and Piper has a third child, because this is apparently a fanfic they accidentally filmed...Holy moly, how many fucking grandkids do they have? Quit shooting kids out!"
Allison Pregler on Charmed's series finale

Robin: We'll have six children.
Marian: Six? Oh, a dozen at least.
Robin Hood

Liara: So, tell me what you want. If this all ends tomorrow, what happens to us?
Shepard: I don't know. Marriage, old age, and a lot of little blue children?
Liara: You just say these things!
Mass Effect