Quotes: Awesomeness by Analysis
I think the cartoon
was right to make Splinter a man who gets turned into a rat. Chris
: You know, I prefer the movie version, because the idea of a rat that learned karate so good that it could be a sensei if it was ever mutated into being a man is pretty baller. Of course, itís also worth noting that the guy who owned Splinter was a ninja master who also had a 9-to-5 day job doing construction in a hardhat and overalls, soÖ thatís
a little dodgy.
"I know what special abilities you have. I can see the enhancements. I can detect the increased electrical activity in your brain. I know what moves you're preparing to make. I've already fought our fight in my head, in a million different ways. I can hit you without you even seeing me.
"You are all familiar with geeks as a genus," he continues, "but what you need to get your heads round is that I am such a massive geek, such a totally terrifying concentration of nerdhood, that I have actually cracked the code for human social behavior using mathematics. I am able to interact with people on what appears to be a casual non-scientific footing, and even get laid like a regular guy, because I made an intense study of behavioural and statistical ethnographics, and I am constantly running a series of predictive and quantitative calculations in my head, which provides me with acceptable human responses within the normative band and counterfeits qualitative judgement so well the difference is within the margin of error."
"Check it out. Dial it in. Amp it up!
"Every jutsu has a weakness.
"Oh honey, now who's being stupid? I've got the most powerful weapon of all," Tattletale purred, smiling wickedly, "Information."
"I know your type. You guys are always spouting crap like, 'I've analyzed all your capabilities' or 'I can anticipate all your moves!
Honestly, I think there was a bit more strategy than you might think.
The Knight simply hammered away at her, and had no real point behind its blows except for them to land.
Weiss, on the other hand, took advantage of the machines slow attacking and moving speed to outmaneuver it and compensate for her comparatively weaker strikes.
Her first few attempts at the knight were probably quite miserable, until she of course learned how to move fast enough to avoid it.
Also, can you honestly say you would be able to keep track of everything going on if you were looking form the perspective of Weiss? She had to know exactly when to use dust, when to time her strikes, when to dodge and then strike, timing her spins on Myrtenaster exactly so they landed at the correct function, and did all of this while moving in 3D Space (Horizontal, vertical, and across the Z axis), while only missing a beat once. She did all of this without the blessing of a 3rd person perspective.
Normal people can't do that. Hell, most people trained for military can't do that. You have to have an extremely high intellect to consistently think in 3 dimensions while moving at high velocities.