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Tre: Hey, I never said anything about doujin or any other scheiße, I just wanted us to not use the Smurfette Principle. But that's just me. -shrugs- As for getting application word out, we could use our signatures or something.
thespacephantom: ITS TOO LATE NOW. YOU GOT HIM THINKING ABOUT IT. THANKS A LOT, MAN. THAT WAS SARCASM, BY THE WAY.
Awesome Zombie 22: Boy, quit giving me lip or next time, it won't be your jaw that my hands'll be on.
thespacephantom: ...

Awesome Zombie 22: Dude, guys, what would happen, if, like, Medic wore one of those, like, sandwich costumes that those guys outside of restaurants wear.
annebeeche: You would be amused.

Awesome Zombie 22: "Oh, harder! Harder, Kyousuke!" Lunula screamed, Blackmooning with Kyousuke. The sweat dripping off their bodies as they were locked in their fierce rivalry was only growing, becoming more frequent as their Blackmoon went on longer.
Awesome Zombie 22: Ukefication.
Att Obl: I... I am shocked... If anything, Kyousuke can be more submissive.
Awesome Zombie 22: Don't question my Fanboy Logic!
Tre: read: He will ship anyone and everyone and anything.

"Hey, one time, I was hanging upside-down, wearing only some tattered hobo's overalls, blindfolded, and with one of my hands in a pickle jar. I don't remember how, but ß saved my life."
Awesome Zombie 22

"But my mind wants Spy Medic, and I KNOW IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BUT I DO IT ANYWAY LIKE MOST OF THE THINGS I DO."
Awesome Zombie 22, summarizing his existence.

"So, I'm looking at this (still unfinished) picture I drew of Spy and Medic, and GOOD LORD, Medic looks fucking terrified. He's forcing a smile and his face is all tensed up, and Spy has dark circles around his eyes and a Slasher Smile...

And then I realized that the balls are touching."
Awesome Zombie 22

thespacephantom: Demoman does not drink beer!
Awesome Zombie 22: I doubt he drinks Spy's piss, either.
thespacephantom: how do YOU know
Awesome Zombie 22: He drinks MY piss.
thespacephantom: ZOMBIE IS SPY

"If I were an anime novel, it'd shift between being a yaoi slash fic about Medic/Spy/Heavy and Engineer/Bacon Bits, and the Soldier owns everybody's asses, and just general weirdness.

But sometimes, there are issues about Body Horror, gore, psychology, reflecting on the meaning of life, nihilistic ramblings, and transgender angst.

So, basically, TF2 + Hetalia + Neon Genesis Evangelion ON CRACK."
Awesome Zombie 22

"Yeah, I'm gay as a...

Thing that's really gay."
Awesome Zombie 22

I'm making out with my hand right now to get rid of the itchy feeling.

This is the most un-sexy thing a human being can do."
Awesome Zombie 22

"I don't really care so much about the screaming (though it is nice), but more of the fear and pain and horror that's surging through them all at once, blending into a magnificent orchestra of torture. And I would stare, no, ogle at the beauty of their torment, and revel in their discomfort, as they cry out in pain, weeping and thrashing about even though they're fully aware that they're unable to escape their fate.

...I just realized how creepy that sounded."
Awesome Zombie 22

"All I gotta say is, Medic better not bend over in that thing."
Awesome Zombie 22 being uncharacteristically concerned with public decency.

"I'm actually kinda worried about Gabe seeing this image, and he'd, like, fly over here, crash the plane in my house, and eat me alive.

And that'd just be punishment for not drawing any hats."
Awesome Zombie 22

"Shakespeare was a jittery polearm.

...kill me."
Awesome Zombie 22

"It's just that guys are a lot easier for me to think, "I would hit that at Mach 10 from orbit.""
Awesome Zombie 22, on his sexual orientation.

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