Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEE! RANDOM KILLING!
Ansem: Awww crap. Look, a quarter.
Larxene: WHEEEEEEEEE! A QUARTER!
Oh, I see. So you think just because I'm Chinese, you can get me to do anything... Oooooh! Hologram!
—Chinese Car Repairman, Are We There Yet
Wow. I wonder if sending it off to a large gathering of natural predators, with a volatile female escort, is not, in fact, a shortcut to a hideous death... Wow! That cloud looks almost like an oak tree!
Abe: My friend has ADD, and everyone at school treats him like some kinda leper!
Tom Green: Well, that's discrimination! Hey, do you wanna go take a dump on my parent's bed?
"So I guess what I'm trying to say is PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG PLASTIC BAG..."
— Tom Green, Clone High
Ryuk: ...now what you need to know about the Shinigami eye deal is...
Light: ...shoes... I need to get shoes...
Kin: The multiverse is predominantly evil.
Forgrath: What? I was always taught that good and evil are balanced.
Kin: Nope. Evil is winning.
Minmax: Really? That's awful. Is there nothing we can do to...
Another Cherished Idol profaned! Such sacrilege has become commonplace with the recent glut of the Underlings. It would bring a tear to my eye if I were not so clearly fit to be tied with these hyperactive mannerisms and severe attention deficit oh my god look a bug.
— NPC in The Land of Wind and Shade, Homestuck
Ted: You must have been a terrible student.
Barney: They said I had AD... something. Can we have class outside?!
—How I Met Your Mother, "Robin 101"
Rayyan: But we're so close...
Mayor Popowicz: Close only counts at horseshoes. Do Muslims play horseshoes? I find these little cultural differences so interesting.
Rayyan: Can we focus please?
— Little Mosque on the Prairie, "Swimming Upstream"
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— QDB #25051
"Ooh, shiny! Shinyshinyshinyshinymine!"
No. Gotta read Marge's book. Can't get distracted. Heh, distracted, that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get tracted? Better call a suicide hotline and ask them.
— Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
Homer: Wait, I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that internal affairs were setting them up?
Cultist 1: What are you talking about? There is nothing like that in there!
Homer: Oh, you see when I get bored I make up my own movie. I have a very short attention span.
Cultist 2: But our point is very simple. You see, when—
Homer: Oh, look! A bird! (runs out of the room, laughing, and chases a bird)
— The Simpsons, 5F23 "The Joy of Sect"
"Oh, my god! This man is my exact double! Hey, that dog has a puffy tail!"
—Homer Simpson (again), The Simpsons
Stiles: What did you find? How did you find it? Where did you find it? And yes, I've had a lot of Adderall, so.
Scott: I found something at Derek Hale's.
Stiles: Are you kidding? What?
Scott: There's something buried there, I could smell blood.
Stiles: That's awesome! I mean, that's terrible. Whose blood?
— Dug, Up
"Ooh! A fire engine!"
—Elsie, The World God Only Knows
I can make something like this, which is brilliant, then I go and dismantle my fricking hoverboard to get parts for a project I never even finish. Idiot.
I will CRUSH and DESTROY and...oooh, shiny.
—Orc joke, World of Warcraft