Most spiders wait patiently for prey to arrive. Most spiders aren't forty feet tall.
— Plated Spider, Magic: The Gathering
Relax? With 3 giant alligators knocking down the house? Be fair, Mc Gill.
Later on their wedding bed,
The king was shocked to see
A tender kiss upon her cheek
Unleashed an armory.
Rocket launchers and flamethrowing
Guns grew from her sides,
And she grew to seven times her size.
— Voltaire, "The Mechanical Girl"