->''"Inaccuracy is a sin. Remember -- there will always be more enemies to be purged than there will be ammunition available."''
-->-- '''The Tactica Imperialis''', ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}''

->''"You know, they shouldn't have set their phasers to 'miss'."''
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SpaceMutiny''

->''"If [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Riker]] tried to shoot Kennedy, he'd hit Lincoln."''

->''"I realize Batman does not regularly use guns, but I am pretty sure he also doesnít shoot like me drunk at 4:30 in the morning trying to shoot a sober guy with the lasers on a Banshee in ''VideoGame/{{Halo 3}}'' on Xbox 360. So he totally sucks at shooting, and then the Joker pulls out a gun thatís like the length of his leg and somehow manages to use it to shoot down an experimental stealth jet. Like, a revolver."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/batman-1989-part-two-review/ on]] ''{{Film/Batman}}''

->Give him a gun, and the safest place to be was between him and the enemy.\\
-- ''[[Literature/PrinceRoger We Few]]'', describing [[TheBigGuy Erkum Pol]]

->Even with their military training and [[BottomlessMagazines access to a seemingly unending supply of ammunition]], Series/TheATeam never successfully shot anyone during their career as mercenaries.
-->-- ''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_16433_6-supposed-action-heroes-you-could-probably-take-in-fight.html#ixzz1jDCifJ4i 6 Supposed Action Heroes You Could Probably Take In A Fight]]

->My accuracy to damage ratio is sadness!\\
I don't even remember what accuracy ''means!''\\
God help you all if I actually ''hit something!''\\
[[BreakingTheFourthWall PLAYER! WHAT! ARE! YOU! DOING?!]]
-->--'''Gaige''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' [[note]]Gaige's "Ordered Chaos" skill tree gives her "Anarchy", wherein she gets reduced accuracy for increased damage. The higher the Anarchy, the more inaccurate she becomes.[[/note]]

->'''Archer''': Shit, I'm out!\\
'''Katya''': I am also out!\\
'''Lana''': ({{beat}}) Uh, actually so am I.\\
'''Gillette''': Dukes. Me too.\\
'''Malory''': Me too.\\
'''Archer''': Seriously? Is anybody hit?\\
'''Everybody''': Uh, no.\\
'''Archer''': Huh. Not really the explosive climax I thought it was gonna be. [[note]]''Seriously, are we not doing 'phrasing' anymore?''.[[/note]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''

->''Throw enough downfield and you're bound to hit the bullseye eventually''
-->--''VideoGame/CounterStrike: Global Offensive'', [=MP9=] | Dart skin description