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->"Here the story should really end, for, in real life, the forlorn old man would have little to look forward to but death. The author took pity on him and has provided a quite improbable epilogue."
-->-- Only text displayed in the silent film ''The Last Laugh'' (''Der letzte Mann'').

->"Akiha...? What do you mean by Nee-san?"\\
"I mean Nee-san. Now that I think about it, I had a twin older sister...!"\\
"You had an older sister... that's a bit of a sudden statement."\\
Even though this is a parody, this is too much. [[LampshadeHanging It's no fun if you don't lay down any groundwork or foreshadowing]].\\
"I don't care about that...!"
-->-- ''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Kagetsu Tohya]]'', ("Imogirisou")

->"[[MemeticMutation Who said The Espada went from 1 to 10? They actually go from 0 to 9!]]"
-->-- '''Yammy''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

->"A hawk summon, where did he get that?"
-->-- '''Tobi/Obito (pretending to be Madara)''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->"Think about it! What you've done is utterly ridiculous! And that's saying something in a world where people can make water dragons using sign language!"
-->-- '''Deidara''' in this ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' [[http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/gallery/171163?offset=24#/d11o4sm fan comic strip]], about the infamous "Great Snake Escape".

->"Think of it this way: [[LiteralMinded At least you didn't have to reach in and pull it out.]] Poor Andrew."
-->-- '''[[http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?36825-Chat-95-Kanaya-AUSPISTIFIST-OF-THE-NORTH-STAR-2-Eridan-Memorial&p=4703840&viewfull=1#post4703840 Mudd]]''', ''MSPaintAdventures'' [[InsistentTerminology fora]]

->'''Fake Kidnapper''': Come on, get in the trunk!\\
'''George''': What about my ankle monitor?\\
'''Fake Kidnapper''': We have an ''ankle monitor deactivator!''\\
'''George''': Oh, good. See, I've been meaning to get one of those.
-->-- ''Series/{{Arrested Development}}''

->'''Yzma:''' Oh, my! Looking for this? *holds the human transformation potion*\\
'''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?!\\
'''Yzma:''' Ah... How ''did'' we, Kronk?\\
'''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. *pulls down a chart of the previous chase* By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
-->-- ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove''

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->... I said to Eric Saward, the script editor, 'When I’m [[KickTheMoralityPet tying Peri to this rock and threatening to torture her]], am I doing it for some subtle reason of my own, because I think I’m {{being watched}} or whatever, or because I’ve [[NotHimself been affected by the mind probe]], or is the Matrix [[{{Frameup}} lying?]]' Those were the three alternatives as I saw it. He said 'I don’t know, you’d better ask Philip Martin', so I got in touch and gave him those three alternatives, he said 'I don’t know, Eric wrote the trial stuff, all the Matrix stuff was added after, by Eric, you’d better ask him.' So I went to Creator/JohnNathanTurner, he said 'Oh, [[ShrugOfGod whichever you like.]]'
-->--'''Creator/ColinBaker''' [[http://drwhointerviews.wordpress.com/2009/08/25/colin-baker-nicola-bryant-1992/ on]] ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS23E2Mindwarp}} "Mindwarp"]]

->'Support character was evil all along' does NOT constitute 'character development.' What that is is 'arse pull.'
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/columns/extra-punctuation/6400-Silent-Hill-2.2 "Thou Shalt Set Up Plot Twists Appropriately"]]

->It's like [[WireFu wire work]] for plot. [[SpecialEffectsFailure Bad wire work.]]
-->--'''Neal Bailey''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville5-ep13 on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Vengeance")

->'''David''': I guess this mirrors the thing with JimmyOlsen -- are you aware of this? That Jimmy used to be on the show, and they killed him off?\\
'''Chris''': I’d heard that.\\
'''David''': And then they cut to [[StatusQuoIsGod his little cousin Jimmy Olsen]] a few states away?\\
'''Chris''': Okay, ''that'' part I was not aware of.\\
'''David''': Yeah. ''That Happened.''
-->--Chris Sims and David Uzumeri [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-shield-recap-review/?trackback=tsmclip on]] ''Smallville'' ("Shield")

->It's not so much timey-whimey as it is bullshit-woolshit.
-->-- '''[[http://www.flickfilosopher.com/2011/08/doctor-who-blogging-lets-kill-hitler.html MaryAnn Johanson]]''' on [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler}} "Let's Kill Hitler"]]

->Hahaha, thank you, ''ComicStrip/SpiderMan'', thank you for wrapping up this storyline in the most pointlessly absurd way possible. There’s nothing about this that I don’t adore. I love that the potential dramatic purpose of Mysterio’s [[LatexPerfection double-masking]] is undercut by the strip revealing the truth after only one panel, and I sincerely hope the reasons behind it are [[VoodooShark never discussed or even mentioned]]. I love the fact that the “Dash” Dashell mask is presumably fixed in [[GrumpyBear that glum expression]]. I love that he’s got glasses perched on top of the mask, and that those glasses apparently [[OffModel have transition lenses]]. I love the weird grimace Beck is making as the mask comes off, which is actually the sort of face you’d make if you were wearing a fishbowl full of water over a latex mask. I love the fact that all this time we’ve been set up to think that Rory [=McCormick=], [[RedHerring the douchey special effects guy]], is Mysterio, but it turns out to be some other dude we’ve never even heard of before this point. The only way I could possibly be happier would be if Spidey pulled off the Quentin Beck mask only to discover [=McCormick’s=] face underneath.
-->--'''''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=24146 "His hands are still yellow under the gloves! Are there multiple glove-layers too?"]]

->Janette comes back, and it turns out she's mortal! When she left, she fell in love with a human. They made love, and she started to feed on him--but she stopped, and his blood... [[ThePowerOfLove warmed her heart?]] I-I guess? Her heart grew three sizes that day. Like a sexy Grinch.
-->--'''Creator/AllisonPregler''' on ''Series/ForeverKnight'', "The Human Factor"

->Kicking off this abysmal piece of television, Ianto’s idea of a good night in is to order in a pizza and share it with his half converted [[{{Sexbot}} Cyber]]-girlfriend. Until this point Ianto has been a nobody, a [[TheGenericGuy bland background smell]], but here we get to find out about his sordid shenanigans. We were better off [[FanDisservice not knowing.]] He blubbers uncontrollably throughout, and once he manages to sneak the Doctor in to examine his pet and the guy is slaughtered, Ianto has the audacity to scream ''"it's all my fault!"'' as if [[TheMillstone there was ever any doubt]]. When asked to account for himself Ianto goes on a tirade about clearing up their shit and nobody asking anything about his life -- what the hell? ''[[GoingPostal This]]'' is how you get some attention? Despite trying to murder all of his friends Ianto still tries to reason with Lisa, holds a gun on his friends and [[LoveMakesYouEvil tries to save her!]] None of this makes any sense! Why is it that if Ianto thinks Jack is such a monster and worse than anything they have banged up in Torchwood that he [[EasilyForgiven ends up shagging him]] in three episodes time? Did they have read-throughs and writers' conferences? By the end of this episode you really want Ianto to die horribly because all he does is shriek and blubber like a baby; ''[[CharacterDerailment that’s]]'' not development. Why do they let Ianto [[UltimateJobSecurity keep working with them]] after the girlfriend that he sneaked into their workplace besieged them all? Not one second rings true.
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2015/04/cyberwoman-written-chris-chibnall-and.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''{{Series/Torchwood}}'', [[{{Recap/TorchwoodS1E4Cyberwoman}} "Cyberwoman"]]

->In my previous article, I stated that Brett Dalton as Agent Ward was 'about as expressive as [[DullSurprise a cardboard box full of styrofoam peanuts]]', and that hasn’t changed, even despite the reveal that he was [[spoiler:an agent of HYDRA]] all along. I can’t say for certain that the writers totally pulled his {{heel turn}} out of their asses, but it sure feels that way. I doubt rewatching those early episodes would reveal any clues about Ward’s true loyalties that we didn’t notice before, and Brett Dalton himself had no inkling of the twist until 15 episodes in.
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/tv/Marvels_Agents_of_SHIELD_Second_Chance.aspx on]] ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD''

->"Out of David Cage's flaming asshole is where that came from"
-->-- Two best friends play beyond two souls

->'''Matt:''' “Mortal Kombat cannot be won by treachery.” They’re just [[MovingTheGoalposts making this s**t up!]]\\
'''Chris''': I almost [[RootingForTheEmpire feel bad for Shang Tsung]] at this point. You know they were like “Okay, if you win this tournament you can invade Earth” and then he did and they were like “oh sorry, we meant if you win it… ten times?”\\
'''Matt''': He’s a victim of bureaucracy, man... It’s like when a four-year-old tells you a joke. They get to a place where they remember something they were supposed to say earlier, then add it in too late.
-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-mortal-kombat-1995-part-two/ on]] ''Film/MortalKombat''

->We finally learn the secret of the immortals. Turns out they're all aliens from planet called Zeist, exiled to live on Earth for all eternity. [[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I'm not making this up.]] Zeist. All of the immortals are shown in a group together, exiled for some kind of revolution. To this day, I enjoy how richly Zeistian the names '[=MacLeod=]' and 'Ramirez' are... This entire setup convinces me that the screenwriters never actually saw the first movie, because in that movie, Connor knows no other immortals, and [[PlotHole cannot recognize Ramirez or the Kurgan]] when he sees them. And he also seems to require training that he shouldn't need, because the "rules" for their exile were [[InfoDump spelled out in exacting detail]] on Zeist. Maybe Connor was drifting off when the Zeist aliens were explaining, 'Oh by the way, the only way you can die is by getting your head chopped off. Remember that.' It gets funnier the more you think about it, since Connor also believed himself to be a normal human being until slain by the Kurgan. The argument holds less water than my sister on a road trip.
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/highlander-series/ on]] ''{{Franchise/Highlander}} II: The Quickening''

->''"So, lemme see if I understand this: Prometheus said he didn't know who the Shade was, but apparently the device he had planted was specifically designed to counteract his powers. [[DeusExMachina What a convenient device!]] Oh, and the super-duper-maxi-extreme-ultra devices [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands can counteract the magic of the REAL Captain Marvel too.]] Look, there's smart villains, clever planning, and then there's just pulling crap outta your ass!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', talking about ''ComicBook/JusticeLeagueCryForJustice''
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