"'To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse...' uh... ' Thou shall not... ' Ah, screw it!"
— The Simpsons, Homer Simpson
"His disciples had gone into the town to buy food."
— The Bible, John 4:8
"You know, just because you add a Bible verse to the beginning of something doesn't automatically make it classy. If that was the case, I'd start out all of my episodes like this! (the above verse appears on the screen)