Quotes / As the Good Book Says...

"To overcome the spider's curse, simply quote a Bible verse..." uh... Thou shall not... Ah, screw it!
Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Snob: You know, just because you add a Bible verse to the beginning of something doesn't automatically make it classy. If that was the case, I'd start out all of my episodes like this!
His disciples had gone into the town to buy food. - John 4:8

As the Good Book says... wait, why would I need to tell you what the Good Book says?

PoH: (growling) And Samson said, "with an ass' jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass' jawbone, I have killed a thousand men."
Yolko: ...Huh?
Laughing Coffin Member: (sighs)
PoH/Jeffrey: (dropping the Badass Baritone) What?!
Laughing Coffin Member: It, it's nothing, forget it.
Jeffrey: No, no, you sighed! That's not "nothing!"
Laughing Coffin Member: Boss, I get what you're going for: Bible-quoting serial killer. It's a great motif, classic. But, it's a big book, they aren't all gonna be gems.
Jeffrey: Okay big-shot, name one verse that's scarier than that.
Laughing Coffin Member: Oh, I don't know, how about "No flesh shall be spared"?
Jeffrey: WHAT?!
Laughing Coffin Member: "No flesh shall be spared." Mark 13:20?
Jeffrey: Holy shit, that's in the Bible?!
Laughing Coffin Member: Have... you ever actually read the Bible?
Jeffrey: Look, we're getting off-track. I'm the guild leader, and I say my verse was better.
Laughing Coffin Member: Look, it's not just about the verse, okay. Don't you think the whole "Jesus tells me to kill" thing is... holding us back? Plus, you're not even all that good at it.
Jeffrey: How dare you?! The J-Man's teachings inform everything I do!
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