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Quotes: Armed Farces
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I bet he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected it, so that no man could best him in the ring of honor! Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth! Then he herded them into a boat and beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! ...Unless it's a farm!
The Soldier, Team Fortress 2

Church: Well, enough gabbing out of us, let's take this bad boy out for a spin. Go ahead and hop in, Tucker.
Tucker: Me? I can't drive that thing!
Church: You're telling me you're not armor certified?
Tucker: I ca- I don't even know how to use the fuckin' sniper rifle! Don't you know how to drive that?
Church: No! Holy crap! Who is running this army?!


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