[[folder:Anime & Manga]]

-> "Listen, Larawell... This isn't homework - this is an assignment from now on, okay? Try to stop saying sorry two out of every three times you open your mouth. Okay?"
-->-- '''Rahzel''', ''Manga/HatenkouYuugi''

->'''[[FieryRedhead Asuka]]''': [[LampshadeHanging Apologies are your conditioned reflex to ''any'' kind of confrontation, aren't they, Shinji!?]] Don't you have any spine at all?\\
'''[[HeroesWantRedheads Shinji]]''': [[DiggingYourselfDeeper I'm sorry, uh...]]
-->-- ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''


[[folder:Fan Works]]

->''‘Don’t say ‘I’m sorry’, or she’ll kill me. Don’t say ‘I’m sorry’, or she’ll kill me. Don’t say ‘I’m sorry’, or she’ll kill me.’''
-->--'''[[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds Shinji]]''', ''Fanfic/ACrownOfStars'', ''chapter 25''

->'''Asuka''': "You always apologize right away, but do you actually feel sorry?!"\\
'''Asuka''': "It's like you apologize as a conditioned reflex to avoid being scolded!"\\
'''Shinji''': "I'm sorry."\\
'''Asuka''': "Exactly like that. You're just fundamentally too self-deprecating!"
-->--''Fanfic/AdviceAndTrust'', ''[[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/advice-and-trust-nge.8768/page-3#post-2089994 chapter 3]]''

->'''Shinji:''' So what are your parents like?\\
'''Asuka:''' (sharply) Dead.\\
'''Shinji:''' I'm sorry.\\
'''Asuka:''' Don't be such a wimp, Shinji. It's not your fault they died.
-->-- ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfAnElderGod''

->''And if you promise to try not to be a wet blanket who apologises for his very existence, I promise I'll try to use less tsun and more dere this time, because I want to be a better friend too.''
-->--'''Asuka''' to '''Shinji''', ''Fanfic/DoingItRightThisTime''

->'''Asuka''': What's wrong with you?\\
'''Shinji''': Sorry!\\
'''Asuka''': Quit apologizing! Geez...
-->--''Manga/{{Evangelion 303}}'', ''[[http://eva303.smackjeeves.com/comics/1795226/062/ chapter 13]]''

->'''Ritsuko''':''"Good morning, Shinji. I'm Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, head of Project E, [...] You gave us quite a scare with that head wound."''\\
'''Shinji''':''"I'm sorry,"''\\
'''Misato'''(giggling):''"You don't to apologize, Shinji."''\\
'''Series/ZoneFighter''':''What's the deal with the apologizing? You're not offending them by surviving a head wound.''\\
-->--''[[Fanfic/GodsAngelsAndKings Hail To The King]]'', ''chapter 3''

->'''Asuka''':''"Quit being such a doormat,"''\\
'''Asuka''':''"Stop apologizing all the time. That's the first rule."''
-->--''Fanfic/LastChildOfKrypton'', ''chapter 9 (rewrite)''

->'''Asuka:''' Why does everything have to take so long with you, Third Child?\\
'''Shinji:''' Sorry.\\
'''Asuka:''' Dammit, don't do that. It bothers me and you know it.\\
'''Shinji:''' Sorry\\
'''Asuka:''' You know, I'm starting to think you do it on purpose. Nobody could be so dense.\\
'''Misato:''' Asuka, stop picking on him. It's just his conditioned response, like a defense.
-->-- ''Fanfic/NeonGenesisEvangelionGenocide''

->''Asuka hissed her breath out from between her teeth. God, she hated people who apologized for everything, even when it wasn't their fault!''
-->--''Fanfic/OnceMoreWithFeeling'', ''chapter 10''

->'''Asuka''':"Geez. Doesn't take much to please you!"\\
'''Asuka''': "What are you apologizing for? You're such an idiot..."\\
'''Shinji''': "Sorry."\\
She gave me the death glare, but gave up and simply lay down, closed her eyes and went back to her sunbathing.
-->--''Fanfic/TheOneILoveIs'', ''[[http://web.archive.org/web/20120317134916/http://rakna.angelfire.com/toili04.txt chapter 4]]''

->'''Asuka''':"I hate it when you do that, you know?"\\
'''Shinji''': "Yeah..."\\
She shook her head, slowly bringing it closer to his.\\
'''Asuka''': "That's the wrong line," she whispered. "You have to say 'I'm sorry'."\\
'''Shinji''': "Oh?" He grinned, leaning forward to meet her halfway, already feeling her breath on his face. "I'm sorry."\\
'''Asuka''': "Better..." She closed her eyes, just before their lips...
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheSecondTry'', ''chapter 5''


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->'''Rutt''': Oh, I'm sorry, eh? That's the wrong answer.
->'''Tuke''': Well, what're you saying sorry for? You didn't TELL them to choose the wrong answer, did you?
->'''Rutt''': I don't think so.
->'''Tuke''': Well then, there's no reason for you to be sorry, eh?
->'''Rutt''': Okay. Gee, I take it back, okay?
->'''Tuke''': Okay. It's just, like...you know, you're always saying "I'm sorry" unnecessarily, eh?
->'''Rutt''': I know, eh...sorry about that.
->'''Tuke''': See! You just said it again!
->'''Rutt''': What?
->'''Tuke''': You said "I'm sorry"!
->'''Rutt''': Sorry!
-->--'''If you guess wrong on the DVD trivia game''', ''Disney/BrotherBear 2''


[[folder:Film - Live Action]]

->'''{{God}}:''' Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand it's people groveling.\\
'''Arthur:''' Sorry.\\
'''[[BigGood God]]:''' And don't apologize! Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy"... '''WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!?'''\\
'''Arthur''': I am averting my eyes, O Lord.
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''



-> "Never mind being sorry. You and I waste entirely too much effort apologizing to each other."
-->-- '''Michael''', ''Literature/AFineAndPrivatePlace''

-> '''Greeley''' ''(n.)'' Someone who continually annoys you by continually apologising for annoying you.
-->-- '''Creator/DouglasAdams''' and '''John Lloyd''', ''Literature/TheMeaningOfLiff''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->"[[ThirdPersonPerson Ichi]] is so sorry, please forgive Ichi..."
-->-- '''Oichi''', ''VideoGame/SengokuBasara'', repeat ad-infinitum

-> '''Colette:''' I'm okay. I'll be fine after a little rest. I'm sorry to cause so much trouble...
-> '''Lloyd:''' Stop apologizing all the time, you dork! It's not as if you can help it.
-> '''Colette:''' ''(Sigh)'' You're right; I'm sorry.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TalesOfSymphonia''


[[folder:Web Comics]]

->'''Question:''' Rolan, do all high elves blame themselves for everything? Or is it just you?\\
'''Rolan:''' Oh! My apologies! It was not my intention to give you this impression of my people.
-->--'''Q&A series 2, day 1''', ''Webcomic/EarsForElves''

-> '''[[http://eecomics.net/?strip_id=727 Sal:]]''' I'm sorry Karl, I'm so sorry. I..
-> '''Karl:''' No, please don't. It's not your fault. Don't apologize.
-> '''Sal:''' ...Sorry..
-> '''Karl:''' Gah, don't apologize for apologizing.
-> '''Sal:''' I...
-> '''Karl:''' And don't you dare apologize for that.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EmergencyExit''

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