Quotes: Apologises a Lot

Greeley (n.) Someone who continually annoys you by continually apologising for annoying you.
Douglas Adams and John Lloyd, The Meaning of Liff

God: Oh, don't grovel! One thing I can't stand it's people groveling.
Arthur: Sorry.
God: And don't apologize! Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy"... WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW!?
Arthur: I am averting my eyes, O Lord.

Colette: I'm okay. I'll be fine after a little rest. I'm sorry to cause so much trouble...
Lloyd: Stop apologizing all the time, you dork! It's not as if you can help it.
Colette: (Sigh) You're right; I'm sorry.

Sal: I'm sorry Karl, I'm so sorry. I..
Karl: No, please don't. It's not your fault. Don't apologize.
Sal: ...Sorry..
Karl: Gah, don't apologize for apologizing.
Sal: I...
Karl: And don't you dare apologize for that.

Asuka: What's wrong with you?
Shinji: Sorry!
Asuka: Quit apologizing! Geez...

"Listen, Larawell... This isn't homework - this is an assignment from now on, okay? Try to stop saying sorry two out of every three times you open your mouth. Okay?"
Rahzel, Hatenkou Yuugi

"Ichi is so sorry, please forgive Ichi..."
Oichi, Sengoku Basara, repeat ad-infinitum

"Never mind being sorry. You and I waste entirely too much effort apologizing to each other."

Asuka:"Geez. Doesn't take much to please you!"
Shinji:"Sorry."
Asuka: "What are you apologizing for? You're such an idiot..."
Shinji: "Sorry."
She gave me the death glare, but gave up and simply lay down, closed her eyes and went back to her sunbathing.

Question: Rolan, do all high elves blame themselves for everything? Or is it just you?
Rolan: Oh! My apologies! It was not my intention to give you this impression of my people.
Q&A series 2, day 1, Ears for Elves

Asuka:"I hate it when you do that, you know?"
Shinji: "Yeah..."
She shook her head, slowly bringing it closer to his.
Asuka: "That's the wrong line," she whispered. "You have to say 'I'm sorry'."
Shinji: "Oh?" He grinned, leaning forward to meet her halfway, already feeling her breath on his face. "I'm sorry."
Asuka: "Better..." She closed her eyes, just before their lips...
The Second Try, chapter 5

Rutt: Oh, I'm sorry, eh? That's the wrong answer.
Tuke: Well, what're you saying sorry for? You didn't TELL them to choose the wrong answer, did you?
Rutt: I don't think so.
Tuke: Well then, there's no reason for you to be sorry, eh?
Rutt: Okay. Gee, I take it back, okay?
Tuke: Okay. It's just, like...you know, you're always saying "I'm sorry" unnecessarily, eh?
Rutt: I know, eh...sorry about that.
Tuke: See! You just said it again!
Rutt: What?
Tuke: You said "I'm sorry"!
Rutt: Sorry!
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