The Doctor: Relax. He's a fifty-first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.
Rose Tyler: How flexible?
The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread out across half the galaxy.
Rose Tyler: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose Tyler: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...and...
The Doctor: Dance.
— Doctor Who
Jacksexual rules: If it moves, flirt with it. If it doesn't move, flirt with it and wait to see if it moves.
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She's got girls,
Girls all over the world.
She's got men,
Every now and then.
— The Sweet, "AC-DC"
Bernie Focker: Oh, Moses is fine. He's perfectly trained.
Greg Focker: Dad, he humps everything that moves.
Roz Focker: *laughing* He's like your father!
Bernie Focker: I never cheated on you!
— Meet The Fockers
"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
— Emo Philips
You ain't gonna believe this, chief — right in the middle of interstate 13 — the biggest orgy you ever saw! Cars and people strewn all over the place — traffic already backed up 8-10 miles!.
Yeah! They say some woman with pink hair ran amok!
— Sweet Chastity
"Fuck it. I'm doing everything. With everyone."
— Freddie Mercury
""Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait."
— The Renrijra Krin, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
"What's the difference between Dr. Frank N. Furter and the Titanic?"
"We know how many people went down on the Titanic."
Envy: So I take it you're into girls, then?
Cimarron: Girls, boys, goats... whatever's available.
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
— Frank Booth, Blue Velvet
Anne: So, John, does Jack like men or women?
John: Jack likes a bit of both. He's a modern kind of guy. Anything with a postcode.
"I fuck anything that walks."
— Eminem, "My Name Is"
"I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948. I had more action than Mount Vesuvius - men, women, animals! I loved it too. I participated where I wanted to and didn't where I didn't. I've always been open about it."
"Oh, she'd fuck anyone. Chicks, dudes, didn't matter. Fat guys, skinny guys, guys who climb on rocks, dogs, cats, squirrels, bugs, snails. She fucked a snail. I watched her fuck a snail once. That sounds weird, right? Just hearing me say it? Imagine how weird it was to see it. She fucked! A snail!"
— Spike, PONY.MOV
"Ha, you‘re too naïve, Kami-yan. I have a wide range of acceptance when it comes to women: not just fallen female main characters but also foster sisters, foster mothers, foster daughters, twins, widows, senpais, kouhais, fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, ojousamas, blondes, brunettes, brown-haired, silver-haired, long-haired, medium-haired, short-haired, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy-haired, twintails, ponytails, one-sided ponytails, twin braids, ahoges, curly-haired, girls in sailor clothes, blazers, judogi, kyuudougi, kindergarten nurses, maids, policewomen, witches, shrine maidens, nuns, military women, secretaries, lolis, shotas, tsunderes, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, goth girls wearing black, goth girls wearing white, girls in China dresses, frail girls, albino girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, queens, princesses, thigh-high socks, garterbelts, girls who cross-dress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who wear an eyepatch, girls who wear bandages, girls in school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped bikinis, bikinis that barely cover anything, youkai, ghosts, animal-eared girls, etc.- any female is within my area of acceptance."
— Aogami Pierce, A Certain Magical Index
Pam: I mean, don't get me wrong; I'd still do her.
Malory: Oh, you'd do...name a noun.
Joe Orton: I take it they all sleep together...
Brian Epstein: They do NOT.
Orton: But they're all very pretty. I imagine they just had a good time... sang, smoked, fucked everything in sight including each other. I thought that was what success meant.
There's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference.
—Alucard, Hellsing Abridged