"I fuck anything that walks."
— Eminem, "My Name Is"
She's got girls,
Girls all over the world.
She's got men,
Every now and then.
— The Sweet, "AC-DC"
"Fuck it. I'm doing everything. With everyone."
— Freddie Mercury
"I was 22 when I arrived in Hollywood in 1948. I had more action than Mount Vesuvius - men, women, animals!"
Anne: So, John, does Jack like men or women?
John: Jack likes a bit of both. He's a modern kind of guy. Anything with a postcode.
"...who'll stick his peepee into anything with a hole in it."
"When Bret wants to keep a girl, he gives her a backstage pass. Do these girls need another reminder that their future boyfriend has so much anonymous sex that attendees need a badge to get near his junk? I don't know if Bret is truly attracted to anything that probably has a vagina or if his body needs to be industrially milked every few hours. Either way, I think everyone on the set would feel more comfortable if the girls Bret chose to keep received some kind of medical clearance to be near other people's eyes and mucous membranes. If you burned the Rock of Love house to the ground, looking at the ashes would give you AIDS."
David: Yo, straight up: Hawkman is a Goddamn creep. In every continuity. Heís just really, really creepy. Heís like Hank Pym.
Chris: Yeah, Clark ends up having Lois sent to one of Hawkmanís archaeological digs so that he can keep an eye on her, and Hawkman totally hits on her and tries make out with her. So ironically, Hawkman is a terrible wingman.
David: He also tells her his entire creepy origin story where heís cursed to an eternity of stalking, which I canít imagine any woman in the world would find even remotely hot.
"Johnís into bestiality too? There really is nothing subtle about this show, is there? Lusting after a poodle isnít funny, its just a bit tasteless. "
"I'll fuck anything that moves!"
— Frank Booth, Blue Velvet
Kent Paul: No, Maccer! Resist the urge! Think about... Thatcher!
Maccer: I LOVE YOU, MAGGIE! I LOVE YOU, MAGGIE!
Paul: Agh! You're not right in the head, mate.
Odo: I don't eat! This is not a real mouth! It is an approximation of one! I do not have an esophagus, or a stomach, or a digestive system. I am not like you. Every sixteen hours, I turn into a liquid!
Lwaxana: (even more aroused) I can swim.
—Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, "The Forsaken"
The Doctor: Relax. He's a fifty-first century guy. He's just a bit more flexible when it comes to dancing.
Rose Tyler: How flexible?
The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread out across half the galaxy.
Rose Tyler: Meaning?
The Doctor: So many species, so little time.
Rose Tyler: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and...and...
The Doctor: Dance.
— Doctor Who
Bernie Focker: Oh, Moses is fine. He's perfectly trained.
Greg Focker: Dad, he humps everything that moves.
Roz Focker: *laughing* He's like your father!
Bernie Focker: I never cheated on you!
— Meet The Fockers
"My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself."
— Emo Philips
You ain't gonna believe this, chief — right in the middle of interstate 13 — the biggest orgy you ever saw! Cars and people strewn all over the place — traffic already backed up 8-10 miles!.
Yeah! They say some woman with pink hair ran amok!
— Sweet Chastity
""Life is short. If you have not made love recently, please, put down this book, and take care of that with all haste. Find a wanton lass or a frisky lad, or several, in whatever combination your wise loins direct, and do not under any circumstances play hard to get. Our struggle against the colossal forces of oppression can wait."
— The Renrijra Krin, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
"What's the difference between Dr. Frank N. Furter and the Titanic?"
"We know how many people went down on the Titanic."
Envy: So I take it you're into girls, then?
Cimarron: Girls, boys, goats... whatever's available.
"Oh, she'd fuck anyone. Chicks, dudes, didn't matter. Fat guys, skinny guys, guys who climb on rocks, dogs, cats, squirrels, bugs, snails. She fucked a snail. I watched her fuck a snail once. That sounds weird, right? Just hearing me say it? Imagine how weird it was to see it. She fucked! A snail!"
— Spike, Pony Dot Mov
"Ha, youĎre too naÔve, Kami-yan. I have a wide range of acceptance when it comes to women: not just fallen female main characters but also foster sisters, foster mothers, foster daughters, twins, widows, senpais, kouhais, fellow classmates, teachers, childhood friends, ojousamas, blondes, brunettes, brown-haired, silver-haired, long-haired, medium-haired, short-haired, girls wearing bobby pins, wavy-haired, twintails, ponytails, one-sided ponytails, twin braids, ahoges, curly-haired, girls in sailor clothes, blazers, judogi, kyuudougi, kindergarten nurses, maids, policewomen, witches, shrine maidens, nuns, military women, secretaries, lolis, shotas, tsunderes, cheerleaders, stewardesses, waitresses, goth girls wearing black, goth girls wearing white, girls in China dresses, frail girls, albino girls, fantasists, girls with split personalities, queens, princesses, thigh-high socks, garterbelts, girls who cross-dress as guys, girls who wear glasses, girls who wear an eyepatch, girls who wear bandages, girls in school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped bikinis, bikinis that barely cover anything, youkai, ghosts, animal-eared girls, etc.- any female is within my area of acceptance."
— Aogami Pierce, A Certain Magical Index
Pam: I mean, don't get me wrong; I'd still do her.
Malory: Oh, you'd do...name a noun.
Joe Orton: I take it they all sleep together...
Brian Epstein: They do NOT.
Orton: But they're all very pretty. I imagine they just had a good time... sang, smoked, fucked everything in sight including each other. I thought that was what success meant.
There's no one alive who could comprehend my sexual preference.
—Alucard, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Man 1: What would you do if the world were to end in 60 seconds?
Man 2: I'd shag anything that moves. What would you do?
Man 1: I'd stand perfectly still.
A joke as told by Billy Connolly.
Dabbler: I find complex women arousing.
Maxima: You find stairs arousing.